PORK PIES

Original song by Vicky Payne.

LYRICS:-

You're only 40 years old! You act like 90
& your cross dressing ends the day in a nightie.
You need a saviour in disguise, to help you through
& convince you for once & for all
that there's nothing wrong with you.


Pork pies in your eyes
they never put you down.
You can eat them wearing knickers
in your pink dressing gown.
You can do anything you like
& they won't tell a soul.
Even if they could, too late
- they're filling in that hole.


You think you're funny but somehow
you've lost your way.
The tumbleweed is blowing
for every joke you say.
So what are you gonna do now
everyone's having a dig?
Look on the table just for you
is pastry stuffed with pig.


Pork pies in your eyes
they never put you down.
You can eat them wearing knickers
in your pink dressing gown.
You can do anything you like
& they won't tell a soul.
Even if they could, too late
- they're filling in that hole.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• vicky payne
• vickypayne
• pork pies
• crossdressing
• transvestite
• original song
• singer/songwriter
• comedy
• musical
• 40
• simon cowell
• singing

[ieatporkpies]

pork pies?

[paynefullviewing]

I wrote this for a friend. It makes sense to him (I think), but few other people.

[XxCombat2k9xX]

3 muslims disliked this

[TheVittleVlog]

Nice vid!!

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

whers the pork pies ,misleading titles

[plzMFwakeupmyhumanz]

good on you IF THERES MORE THAN ONE, GOOD ON YOUS!, keep your head up! & LOVE EVERYONE & HATE NOTHING!