Amanita Muscaria The Magic Christmas Mushroom

Naturally occurring relations between the Amanita Muscaria mushroom, Santa Claus, gnomes, and other trolls. Could this be the real "spirit" of Christmas.

Watch the movie "The Pharmacratic Inquisition" for more information about how Santa may likely be the Siberian village Shaman and the Amanita's connection with Christianity.

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[GnosticNinja]

Aaah, yes. That was so inspiring I may partake. Very nice badjesus666 may you be blessed in this new year.

[badjesus666]

Thanks GnosticNinja, may you be filled with the holy spirit in 2009. :-)

[TheUnion5]

Jesus Christ, for those of us who actually pay attention; IS the Amanita Muscaria mushroom. The priests in control of the mainstream religions today, holidays and so forth, used and probably still use the mushroom, but they don't want the slave layman to participate with direct communication with the divine, so they put up images that they know represents this psychedelic trip.

You will probably deny this,

but then you are probably also a bleedin' imbecil.

[squirlboy006]

lol i like how they have them at malls and such with children and they dont know that they get you high lol!

[johnscottartist]

I didn't see Rudolph the *Red nosed* reindeer in there LOL, cool.

[yug23]

check out my song about this very subject: watch?v=cG3UPsC90so :)

[ohmenaja]

@DecentralizedByGuilt

take a long hard look at yourself, because thats who u are describing. ur de ignorant fool, i asked a simple question about a video u posted and u went crazy. i wasnt tryin to entertain u so i dont give a fuck if i bore u!! u must be so insecure that asking if ur obscure video was based on something real made u flip de lid, i didnt once doubt it i just wondered. no wonder ur wracked by guilt, if u treat every1 like this u deserve to be hated by every1.

[geostigma123]

@TheUnion5 My guess is that they don't use the mushroom. People tend to be more compassionate and kind after doing psychedelics.

[Hellishcrusade]

mmm...yummy - but I couldn't eat a full one....oh, go on then.

[umbilicaltapeworm]

@NoticeOfDefault people wrote the Bible, so it is not infallible. the theory does indeed sound ridiculous however, as we know that Jesus was a real dude (the Shroud of Turin still boggles scientists minds). I think we each must discover God for ourselves, even if that means something different in every case. you can't MAKE someone see the universe from your unique perspective, and trying only makes life harder for everyone.

[umbilicaltapeworm]

@TheUnion5 I won't deny that no one knows everything. we must all be imbeciles because our respective reality tunnels never quite line up with each other...and yet we are all SO SURE that WE know the truth. existence is truly weird. btw, Jesus Christ was a real person and many have claimed "direct" communication with the divine without first partaking of a psychedelic substance. I for one don't need to trip to talk to God, or to hear him. of course that doesn't mean it couldn't facilitate such..

[shmayy]

@TheUnion5 not the psilocybin mushroom?

[PhatFarm60]

Its crazy to look back on one's years of ignorance after learning the truth about the origins of religions. All hail the almighty mushroom!