Jehovah's Witness' Strike Again

No offense to Jehovah's Witness', but STOP COMING ROUND MY HOUSE TRYING TO CONVERT ME!!!!

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[dragonslayerED30]

yeah..why are the jehovahs so......needy for more followers? the only rational thing theyve explained to me is the whole paegan holiday thing

[HannahRevolution]

@dragonslayerED30

I had to explain the pagan holidays to them, they got confused.

[GottaLuvMe411]

okay!!! i understand how reading that on the front of the leaflet is a little wierd but girl!!!!! get a grip!!!!!! Im a JW and im 13 does that make me a old lady??? GIVE US A CHANCE.

[HannahRevolution]

@GottaLuvMe411

Sorry if I have offended you, I'm speaking from personal experiance here- I've never had a 13 year old JW come a-knocking at my door- hopefully they're at school having anti-discrimination ethics beaten into them. Maybe, however, it is my misunderstanding and ignorance of the religion which clouds my judgement.

[eternityandforever]

@HannahRevolution Jehovah's Witnesses are telling you things that Jesus told his true disciples. WE follow Jesus Christ. Jesus went house to house. You shouldn't swear, it's evil, from Satan. There are many lies in the world. The bible says Satan is controlling the whole world. Start learning the bible, and find out what life is all about. Jesus is teaching us to pray to his Father, Jehovah God. This is all in the bible. People don't know it because they hardly read it enough. WE NEED TO READ IT

[HannahRevolution]

@eternityandforever I get what you're saying but although the Bible is a good scripture when trying to understand right and wrong it was written by men-bits of the New Testament totally contridict bits of the Old Testament-and men are unworthy to convay the the words of a supreme immortal being. A swear word is just a word and all words are beautiful. NO WORD IS EVIL. Theres NO proof of heaven hell or Satan. All thats certain is God made the world. Natures my doctrine not some book in a church.

[HannahRevolution]

@jackey12345legs

I'll take that as a compliment.

[bababybwoo]

great joke! I would love to tell jokes to the Witnesses at my door rather then listening. They might just get something out of it.

[nibornagrom]

Oh yea, me and TITB are the same guy. I switch back and forth depending on the vid venue.

So I'm not trying to mislead or conceal. Really, though look for that apple or make a fly-catcher.

Robin

PS Keep telling your jokes.

[nibornagrom]

You are funny! Drool and all. Very real! Do that in front of those mum's and they'll run away or hand you a hankie. The Satan thing won't work; it;s overdone. The naked thing is boring also. Buddhist, #5. Christian, #4. Hindu #7. It's hillarious. I'm In #2. It works on so many levels. Issac Asimov would have loved it. He collected jokes, and wrote a nice story about them. Where did U hear this joke? It's quite intellectual. I'll tell this at the Kingdom Hall, or outside the KH. Robin