The REAL Count F*ckula

Count fuckula
I fuckin suck ya
im a vampire stud
ill gangbang your blood
i look better than that fag from twilight
kristin stuwert i'll fuck your blood tonight
on my knees
eat her blood like it was a sandwich with cheese
but i don't like it grilled
fuckin and suckin your blood is such a thrill
and i never spill
not a drop
i'll be there when you gotta pimple to pop
fuck the puss
i want the red stuff
get pissed i'll bite you up
put your red koolaid in my cup
i don't give a fuck
you have no luck
cause after i get your blood
i'm bustin a nut
on your butt
then your eye
its count fuckula bitch get ready to die

Category:

Comedy

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[1upNshit]

God this shit was so much fun!

[gameover42590]

the funnest ive ever had at 4 in the morning in a while!

[Foxeslady]

I love velveeta