JEFF FOXWORTHY COMEDY PT. 3 with BILL ENGVALL

BLUE COLLAR COMEDY BY JEFF FOXWORTHY AND BILL ENGVALL

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Comedy

Tags:

• FOXWORTHY
• ENGVALL COMEDY

[ultraplayer12]

I actually had one happen to me.

I was going to my friend's house and I saw his neighbor was having a yard sale and I was thinking you know cool.

I go down there and I go up to him and say, "Hey, y'all having a yard sale."

And without missing a beat he says, "Nope, we're just sitting out here see if anyone is gonna steal any of this stuff. Here's your sign."

It was hilarious.

[tpapalex]

-"is that your piano over there?"

-"nah, it's our coffee table, it's just got buck teeth"

hahahahaha

[BekahBoo4321]

12 people need a Heres Your Sign

[AdorkableSnickerz]

From mow on when someone does/says somethin stupid im gunna say "heres your sign"

[scoliosisgirl24]

Ok I know this one is wrong but its funny.

I have scoliosis so I went to the doctor for a check up that we had MADE AN OPIONTMENT FOR and the nurse comes in and says my name and as we r walking down the hall she goes you here for a check up and I said no I'm here to go bowling! And as I said that we walked by a patients room and the little nine year old goes mamma I wanna go bowling too!

[AshleyLM222]

@caseydafireman Americans are known for being smart asses. We are laid back and always having fun and yeah we're hardworking. But you can't let work run your life. *Here's your sign Casey*

[imthetube44]

@jacceberhelrac Then the officer said " Ma'am, step out of the car."

[MrVStheWorld]

is there a video for this? ive been looking everywhere

[Kimfox1994]

it happen to my sister onces

we stop at crul jr and my sister gose and say are we going to eat here

and fast as my mom did she say nope we're going to pack the car and walk to the cementary Here your sign. and this happen after our grandpa died .

[Adamgontierfan19]

I had one happen to me yesterday at Kmart: I was buying a router cause our roomate took it with him when he moved I was standing in the electronics department with the router box IN MY HANDS and the woman who came over to ring me up looks right at me and says: "are you buying this?" No ma'am i'm admiring the craftsmanship of the box they put it in

here's your sign lady

[Duddster2008]

A friend of mine was showing me a picture of her from 15 years ago. Shows it to another co-worker and asks " Is that you 15 years ago?"

No, thats what shes going to look like in 15 years from now, she traveled to the future and took a picture of herself, and came back. Heres your sign.

[Dynastar231]

We hit some turbulence ,and the plane bounced a little bit, and he OPENED The Shade, And LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW!! What are you gonna see? You aren't going to hear the phrase, OH MY GOD we JUST HIT A DOG, at 3,700 FT. ANd also.

NO PEACHES, I'm Havin an out of Body Experience... I've gotta get back for the Peanuts.

ROFL!!