Left 4 Ice Cream: No Mercy

Darth, Stompy, Corporal Wolf, and Boycott traverse through the mystical realm that is No Mercy and come upon a giant spider that tells them what to do and makes them do things that they may regret in the future so Corporal stands up to the spider and tells him that we aren't going to take this anymore just like the song and the spider puts him in a trash can and throws Darth out a window even though Darth didn't do anything so then Stompy goes over and says now just one minute mister you'd better stop this gosh darn it then the spider laughed a lot at Stompy and Stompy felt a little embarrassed and he started to sob so Boycott said there there friend its okay the spider's just a big jerk then the spider heard him and threw a rock at Boycott but it missed and hit Stompy and knocked him out then Boycott looked at Stompy then at the spider and he got real angry and said nobody hurts my friends and gets away with it then he started fighting the spider as if it was a big kung fu battle and Boycott pulled out his gun then Corporal came over and said no don't do it don't stoop to his level but Boycott was so steamed that he wouldn't listen then the Irish lady came over and stopped him and she had her goons take care of the spider as well as Danny DeVito and Jon Stewart then everyone went back to Honor's place to eat Ice Cream and Honor announced to all of us that he was not well.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• l4d
• left
• dead
• valve
• no
• mercy
• hospital
• xbox
• 360
• stompy
• darth
• corporal
• wolf
• boycott
• greencharles
• green
• charles

[TxRangers95]

I like the part where he said "who took all the F*king health packs?!"

5/5

[TheOldpeep]

i love wen he starts singing while ass raping zombies in the face =)

[wenny94]

or freindly man, i mean where has the happiness gone, and btw party chat killed the team player, like me, and no-one ever heres the trashtalk anymore.

sad times guys

[EatMyXbox]

Anyone want to say anything funny before we go?

Yes.

[GTASACheater101]

XDXDXD

In memory of

st0mpy3

I am definatly getting this game

[LoWang64]

5 dorrar i mean starra

[ABAthe24]

5 stars!

[TJamaica]

hahah ive never seen a witch and a tank gang up on somebody

lmao that shit was funny

[thisistreerussel]

nice quote from the homo kid

[DJTwy]

mucho good!