Blockland Review

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REAL REVIEW:

Okay, so the characters look like Rayman clones. NOT COOL. Anyways, the landscape is not blocky, nice, and reduces lag. One upside. Also, you can mix colors for your character and make shirts and faces free! Another upside. BUT, the servers take too long to join. Taking a shit takes 5 minutes. Taking a diarrhea shit takes about an hour. After a diarrhea shit, the game JUST finishes RIGHT when your done. DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Roblox just takes a minute at the most. Damn. Anyways, you have to DOWNLOAD items. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?! Oh wait, it's like this:
"Hmm... how about a menu, so when users make models, they can upload them and you can just click and you have it!"
"No, save that for the ripoff. We wanna see how it goes."
"Yeah, you're right! Let's have this shitty download feature instead, so users download from the site and then they test!"
"Yeah, lets fuck their lives!"

Yep, that was why ya gotta download add-ons. Plus, it takes DAYS to make a simple weapon, Roblox takes an hour or a minute. It takes WEEKS to make a map, Roblox takes just days. AND Blockland can give you viruses from downloading too many add-ons!

So far, Blockland was fun, but when the next best ripoff ever since Primal Rage came, Blockland was forgotten by many. AND FOR GOOD REASONS, TOO.

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