UPTON GIRL

A parody of the song Uptown Girl, about the blooming romance between Kate Upton & Justin Verlander. (Lyrics, listed below, were written and copyright by Jimmy Lewis on 11 July 12, Touch Em All Productions, SCS, Michigan) ... A special thank you to Dan Foss for creating and putting together many of the pictures.

UPTON GIRL

Upton Girl
She's been living in her Upton world
I bet she's never had an M V P
I bet she's never met one like J.V.
He's gotta be with an

Upton Girl
He's been living in his baseball world
As long as anyone with fastballs has
And now he's looking for his big curve lass
She's got the ass

And when he throws 'One Oh One'
He can pitch No No's
But now it seems like
This Kate might be his Yoko
Suddenly he's not tough
Just because he's been up on an

Upton Girl
You know I've seen her in that Swimsuit World
If just her photographs can wear me out
Imagine what the real girl's about
She'll wipe him out

And when she's walking
She's flaunting the goods
That's when J.V. becomes baseball's
Tiger Woods
We'll see he's not so tough
Just because he's in love with an

Upton Girl
She's been living in her Upton world
As long as anyone with double D's
Can slowly take down a great M V P
She's got J.V.

Upton Girl
J.V.'s Upton Girl
Don't you know he's in love with an
Upton Girl
J.V.'s Upton Girl ...

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[patu8010]

c===8

[AustinVerbryck]

you really are worrying about a baseball game when there's a beautiful girl on the screen.

[Sin Craft]

1.right click the video

2. you know what to do next...

[YOUNGGUNNO]

They're both from the same state I am except I live in the Capitol of Michigan,

Lansing Michigan is where I was born and raised...shout out to flint,detroit,grand rapids,battle creek,bay city,Saginaw,Benton harbor,I love this state,lol

[heyjude9254]

Awesome job! lol You and Bobby definitely brothers.

[linschwa]

There were no fotos with them together. What gives?

[HustleMania602]

AHAHA;D KEEP DREAMING MAN...WELL YOU DID SAY THAT GAME MEANS NOTHING I HAD TO BRING YOU DOWN TO EARTH,I NEVER SAID YOU WERE MY KID...I CALLED YOU A KID FOR SAYING WHAT YOU SAID LITTLE BOY....& OH THE ORIOLES ARE IN 2ND PLACE..NICE...JUST SAW THEM GET THERE ASS BLOWN OUT 19-7 VS Minnesota THERE SO GOOD :)

[Jack Schitt]

thanks captain obvious...he's still MVP and everyone has a bad day so get over it!! by the way Orioles are in 2nd place wise ass!! I aint your kid...if I was I'd disown your sorry ass!

[HustleMania602]

ummmm O_o who ever wins get's home field advantage...and you said it means nothing...slap you're self kid...smfh ahaha;D that was funny...the orioles are trash,might as well give him a gold medal then ahaha;D also the o's are an AL Team..But THE (NL) NATIONAL TEAM BEAT HIS ASS STILL....SO YEA :)