Big Green Vacuum

he had a bowl full of popcorn that he spilled on the floor
left a trail all the way from the couch to the door
got the vacuum out and was looking for more
but I just laughed and said y'all get on

he had on his newbalance and had wild red hair
he was looking like a clown from the kansas state fair
I said whatcha wana do, baby I dont care
we can go to the fair or we can stay right here

and I can take you for a ride on my big green vacuum
push it real slow or we can go faster
over by the door and down through the hallway
long as you dont fall off, it really dont matter

climb up on the vac and i'll spin you if you want to
boy you know you got the cord to hold to
we can go to the fair but baby if you'd rather
I'll take you for a ride on my big green vacuum

we can fire up the vac and i'll push you around
sweep up all the kernals that have fell to the ground
when the seeds start dancing and popin about
we can take the rest to the fair or just stay at the house

and I can take you for a ride on my big green vacuum
push it real slow or we can go faster
over by the door and down through the hallway
long as you dont fall off, it really dont matter

hold on for dear life I could potentially hurt you
I'd hate to tear up your new balances shoes
we can go to the fair but baby if you'd rather
I'll take you for a ride on my big green vacuum

Ew, let me dust off your feet
the floor was dirtier than you think

climb up on the vac and i'll spin you if you want to
boy you know you got the cord to hold to
we can go to the fair but baby if you'd rather
I'll take you for a ride on my big green vacuum

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Big
• Green
• Tractor
• Vacuum
• Funny
• Parody
• Singing
• Song
• Hillarious
• Mean
• Clown
• Bad
• Fair
• Popcorn
• Couch
• floor
• trail
• door
• laughed
• new
• balance
• red
• hair
• ride
• Humour
• Comedy
• spoof
• push

[RockChalk80]

Haha! Awesome! I need a big green vacuum in my life.

[cjh1618]

lol loved it!

[Music8819]

This is kind of sexy - I would like to see you using this vacuum to clean up those popcorn kernals.

[kalel77]

haha absolutely love it cant wait for more but next time try to make a more interactive video perhaps with you in it! but keep doin what you're doin you sexy little Wierd AL!!!!