Sarah Palin For President 2012

Campaign Ads for Sarah Palin, 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate.

Parody.

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Remember that time you washed the sizzling hot pan in the sink, and Mom said dont use cold water? But you did, and the grease burns fused with the pan. You got so frustrated, and Mom just laughed.

Sarah Palin. Because Moms just know stuff.
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Remember when you got a sliver in your finger playing AA baseball, and you kept trying to pluck it out? Mom told you to pray, and you said extracting the sliver was a matter of earthly means, not spiritual. And its still in there to this day.

Sarah Palin. Looks like Moms got ya on that one, sport.
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It was the day before high school graduation, and you and your friends wanted to go joyriding in your brothers El Camino. Randall said you should stop by the U-Mart Gas and Grill and pick up a twenty-pack of hard-ass lemonade, because you looked the oldest out of the gang. And you got busted on the spot because Mom called up the U-Mart beforehand and gave them a description of you. You were released into her custody and spent the night knitting apology sweaters to all of your friends. The sweaters read Sorry I almost got you all killed in a drunk driving accident.

Sarah Palin. Its time to knit.
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You dont call your mother anymore. Why is that?

Sarah Palin. Fuck you.

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• political
• commercial
• sarah
• palin
• president
• campaign
• 2012

[jadeyes914]

i swear that i will move to another country if she EVER becomes president

[mrsparex]

She's cute & sweet but not president material ! Ron Paul NEVER voted to raise taxes. Ron NEVER voted for an unbalanced budget. Ron Paul NEVER voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership. Ron Paul NEVER voted to raise congressional pay. Ron Paul NEVER taken a government-paid junket. Ron NEVER voted to increase the power of the executive branch. Voted against the Patriot Act. (Obama supports) Voted against regulating the Internet. Voted against the Iraq war. Our best chance is Ron Paul 2012

[MrClaydough]

@babblesandblowdogs Goober here likes his politicians dumbed down so he can understand wtf they're talking about. He to agrees that 1 Korea is easier to remember than two. He applauds 1/2 term failure for largest deficit in Wasillas history and Alaska taking more fed money than any other state, while whining about it...says it's a good thing. He's also jealous as he too likes 'pufffed Rice balls'. No go 'warn the British and stfu.

[SlamageEntertainment]

Mitt Romney!

[RenosmashDozer]

Sarah Palin.

Fuck you!

[sparten357117]

i loved the last one. lol

[1992britain]

If she became president of the united states i think we might as well just nuke ourselves and get it over and done with. That woman is not fit for the role, shes stupid and her views on foreign policy are so dated that people will think weve returned to the days of the cold war. Obama may have his faults but for once he didnt take the anti russia stance that every president has seemed to have since the second world war. STUPID WOMAN!.

[redfordforpresident]

Remember the ransom note left with the parents of murdered 6-year-old JonBenet Ramsey? It said, "We are a small foren faction", code for Fuck Reno, mustang killers and bear hunters. A vote for animal-killing Sarah Palin puts your children at huge risk.. See FBI-ousted, mustang-killing Sen. John Ensign. VP Dick Cheney shot his best friend in the face while hunting. The VA Tech Massacre happened near the annual Chincoteague pony round-ups, July 27, same date of Adam Walsh and Celina Cass murders.

[ih8music]

like, like, a thousand likes.

[elephant37020]

I heard she had a bunch of abortions

[commanderneyo55]

we will be at war with Russia if she wins, if she does im moving to BRITAIN FUCK YEAH!

[TheFooJames]

ron paul for pesident 2012! :D