CZ feat. Kass Chesnut - Shrunken Testicles

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dalucifer0
May 16, 2008

Lyrics: CZ When everyone found out about the needle in my butt, the doors to the Hall of Fame suddenly shut. No one believes my retort, just because of the Mitchell Report. Everyone misremembers ...

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CZ

When everyone found out about the needle in my butt,
the doors to the Hall of Fame suddenly shut.
No one believes my retort,
just because of the Mitchell Report.
Everyone misremembers but me,
but how could that be?

Andy Pettite? Misremembered.
His wife? Misremembered.
Brian McNamee? Misremembered.
Everyone else? Misremembered.

Months later, reports came up avout my past affairs,
but at first I did not care.
Mindy McCready and Jon Daly's ex-wife
had to go screw up my life.
They had to confirm the allegations were true
so I have a question for you.

CZ: What do I have to offer them?
(Yoda voice): Your shrunken testicles.
CZ: What?
Kass: Your shrunken testicles.
CZ: My shrunken testicles?

From the doctor's office I got a call,
there's some shrinkage in my balls.
My balls are hard to see
shrinking from walnuts to peas.
Just to make sure they are there
I pull out a microscope.
-For me to see them
-I need a telescope.

Girls want my shrunken testicles,
too hard to resist.
Even Yoda wants my shrunken testicles.
-That I do!
All you girls want my shrunken testicles.
Even guys want my shrunken testicles!

If you wanna get girls like me
get shrunken testicles.
Even Yoda here is getting shrunken testicles.
All the ladies are all over him and his shrunken testicles.

(Yoda voice)
Steroids, you must take
Balls get smaller
But not your snake!

Kass (who says the wrong lyrics)
All you guys take your steroids too
They help your balls become black and blue.
(Yoda)
But mine are green!

There are more problems steroids bring,
and only one affects my ding-a-ling.
It's hard to get an erection,
not even Viagra solves my woes.
How am I supposed to make love
to all these nappy-headed hoes?

How do these breasts look on me?
The cup size is Double-D.
Deformed, that they are,
I must look bizarre.

My bald head brings great shame,
my problems can't even be solved by Rogaine.
I even get roid rage
especially when you make fun of me,
just because my testicles are the size of a pea.

The biggest problem is my shrunken testicles
it's hard to reproduce.
Most likely 'cause my balls are the size of peas
from taking all that juice.

The swim team is short a few million members
due to the massive shrinking of the pool.
Having shrunken testicles is totally not cool.
Not even elephantitus can save....

My shrunken testicles x2
I have to shave my pubes just to see my shrunken testicles.

All you girls want my shrunken testicles,
even guys want my shrunken testicles,
check out Yoda and his shrunken testicles.

(Yoda)
All the ladies are all over me
even with my balls the size of a pea.

CZ: Shrunken
Kass: Testicles!

CZ: Shrunken Testicles!

Category: Music

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