Martin Kept Runnin all Night Long

Martin's 40th Birthday Roast song
performed by John Daryl Kevin and Myron
lyrics:
Martin Kept Runnin all Night Long

Verse
He was a rock machine
He was a rebel teen
He had the ugliest Mohawk youve ever seen!

He really loved that hair
He had lots we swear
It was RED RED RED RED
everywhere

In the college scene
He was super keen
He was the best damn programmer
youve every seen

He stroked his keys, he aimed to please
His screen was shaking, the mouse was quaking

Chorus

And he coded all night long
Yeah he coded all night long

He was a DBA
Then he moved away
Ottawa Valley was his
place to stay

It was in that place
He met Karen Grace
She was a sweat young lass
with the hottest face

He said I have a bike
You can ride if you like
She though I think that hes all right

She said I need a ride
We think she lied
Then the bike was shaken
Her knees were quaken

Chorus
They rode it all night long
Yeah they rode it all night long

Verse
In the running scene
He is always fit and lean
Hes the energizer bunny,
if you know what I mean

Hes a maniac
On the running track
His obsession keeps him going
And he never looks back

Hes got a broken bed
Or so he said
He is the energizer bunny,
but its all in his head

Now hes getting old
Its time for him to fold
His knees are creakin
His bladders leakin

Chorus
And Hes running all night long (to the can!)
Yeah Hes running all night long

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Extra stuff

Hes flush with dough
On vacations he goes
Hell run a race even in snow
He likes Philosophy
It is his cup of tea
Plato, Kant but not Nietzsche

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Tags:

• roast
• song
• ac/dc

[DATSWAGKIDJOE]

This is really shit, there is a high chance that the person you are preforming this for said good things about this... they were lying your shit...