"Crazy People" - David Tombstone Ft. Travis Goodman ( Comedy Special )

Lyrics at the bottom under the "Index."

INDEX:
Tittle- 0:00
Intro/Coyote/Camping- 0:07
Hair Thief- 0:52
Bunny Ears- 1:30
Cheese-Mobile- 1:55
Old Lady with a flamethrower- 2:40
Things I wanna see before I die- 3:20
Outro- 3:43
Credits- 3:54

D- Most of you are wondering why I have this bag. Well, I dont know... Everyone wants a dog for some reason, why not a coyote? We think about that stuff when were young, but when we get older, things get harder. Like when your married and your having a fight with your wife, but your going camping, so you can't express your anger by slaming a door, so I guess you just zip it you real fast..... Who here has seen a crazy person?

T- Well, we have many at our school. Ok, one day I was talking to my friend David here and some guy came up behind him, pulls one of his hairs out of his head, Dave turned around, The guy puts his nose up to his chest and takes a big sniff....... Heres another story. ( David gives Travis bunny ears. ) Ok, now ( Dave does it again. ) Whats so foe-larious about that? ( Bunny Ears. )...... Ok, so theres this guy, and all thats on his mind is cheese. He brought a toy car to school and asked eveybody.......

D- WHO WANTS TO RIDE IN MY CHEESE MOBILE????
( Imitates Mr. Mackey...Poorly ) Everybody can ride in the cheese-mobile. Its got 6 seats, everybody can sit in it. M'Kay. Its got its got its got like a uh, its got seats, tires, M'Kay..... And another thing that crazy, like not all people, but like most old people, old ladies that are like they get really md when some one gets on their lawn. Like if a worm sticks his head about two inches above the ground, she comes outside with a knife and a flamethrower and say: " GET OFF MY LAWN!!! YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME? WELL YOU ARE BUT I DONT CARE! YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE JUST LIKE MY HUSBAND!!!"

T- Theres a few things I wanna see before I d- ( Bunny ears )... Mr. H in a Tu-Tu... Mr. Wilson in make-up... And Dr. Hensley in a wet suit.

D- Thank you everyone, you've been a great audience, good night!

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[fuckallofyou1000]

me travis and jacob and ryan miss you buddy

[DavidTombstone]

@fuckallofyou1000 I miss you guys too

[fuckallofyou1000]

your funny man i wish you were in 7 th grade with us tho =[