White in Taipei (Parody of Winds of Change, by the Scorpions)

Want to who what is it like to be a caucasian in Taipei, Taiwan? Want to re-live to late 1980s? You can do it all in one song!

Lyrics:
Just got off the flight
Your future looks bright
Because you white in Taipei

Little babies stare
But you don't really care
Its because your white in Taipei


Your worlds now clubs and bars
Told you could be a star
Because your white in Taipei

So you try to score
Your skin opens some doors
Great to be white in Taipei




CH: So take me, to Clubs like, Spark or one of 18 Roxys
Then teach 4 year olds English through the day
White in Taipei

Walkin down the street
To much humidity
Hell's cooler than Taipei

Strange smells in the air
Eat street food if you dare
Hope toilets close in Taipei

white guy in Taipei, I know why your here
many reasons to stay, pretty girls and hen hao Beer
Late night, its time to eat
7-11s always near

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• music
• Scorpions
• Taiwan

[PTJohnDoe]

hot white boy!

[ChinSophia]

Silly white boy!