Kim Jong Il Re-elected As North Korea's Leader

North Korea's rubber-stamp parliament has appointed Kim Jong Il to a third term as president. Kim began ruling North Korea in 1994, following the death of his father. He has not been seen in public for months because of an apparent stroke. (April 9)

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[bunny153649]

a) Kim Jon Il

b) rape in the butt

c) shot in the head

d) sent to death camp

[marty912006]

north korea needs to vote in a black president

[thatkindofguy234]

ugh... For fuck sake. North Korea is NOT communist, it uses its own version of socialism called Juche...

[SteeleMhansen]

They will start a war with westerns one day and they will rape the earth.

[Lm3ntz]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[Benad361]

The candidates were as follows :

Comrade Kim.

Dear Leader Kim.

Esteemed Comrade Kim.

Beloved Commander Kim.

To the surprise of many, Dear Leader Kim won the elections.

[AnHeroDesu]

@thetrialshot North Korea isn't actually communist, it's socialist... there has never yet been a truly communist state in history.

[Galakrond]

"Elected" implies choice.

[traditionalsmith]

actually, he's not listed as president, Kim Il Sung (who is dead) is still the president (somehow).

[yazied00100]

was that a cadillac at 00:46??