Breaking News--Diebold announces the winner of the 08 Presidential election eight months early!
Hillary says she will, "keep running until 2012."
McCain went off muttering something about incontinence or inter continental ballistic missals, at this point, we're not sure.
Barack was quoted as saying, "It's cool Brother, we waged an internet campaign from the beginning. It just goes to show you what the New Generation's computer
knowledge is capable of. In fac, we just emptied the Bush Family off shore bank account and we are headed to the streets of America to pass out money as we speak. Peace Out."
Clinton is smart and has economic know-how, we should have elected her.
secretname1000able 1 year ago
Hilarious...frighteningly hilarious!
sspratt007 3 years ago
incontinence..oh that's just cruel LOL!
oehieze 3 years ago
seems as it is time to replace diebold for fraudulent activities, keep the vote honest!
lethalcobra2k3 3 years ago
its not an early start on a conspiracy theory if the sham exists. It has been proven in michigan and repeatedly in florida that the election system is biased. Bush getting votes of dead people should have been enough evidence, the fact that election results exist before the election is nuts! Hold corproate scum responsible instead of passing the buck.someone should serve jail time for fraud! Yet another Cheney shotgun incident left unpunished!
lethalcobra2k3 3 years ago
Damn, that is clever, hah. 5/5
PursuitOfReality 3 years ago
Lmfao, I love this!
heynimrod888 3 years ago
WTF!! was that lil interview fake
or real!! they were acting weird!?
thuglord42389 3 years ago
they are just getting everyone to NOT vote for the person who they "predicted" to win. and the fact that people fell for it is sad.
llirrem 3 years ago
Fox News is also another major piece of the puzzle. Having a propaganda machine that is the mouthpiece for the military-industrial complex, and other big business, can function as the alternative when leaders discredit all other sources of information.
zideaz 3 years ago