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Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) by Garfunkel and Oates

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Uploaded on May 27, 2011

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing about Riki's recent experience on a go kart.




Lyrics:

Get on my go kart, strap myself in
Rev up the engine let the fun begin
Put my foot on the gas and I'm outta the gate
But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates

My body's tingling from my head to my toes
But the thing that's really buzzing I hope nobody knows
Cause I'm feeling kinda funny in a biblical way
God damn it's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keefe bouquet

I never guessed this trembling machine would
Turn the motor on under my hood

Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line

Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb
Hope nobody notices I'm getting a lube job
Don't need no gentleman to start my engine
Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension

Trying to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs
But shit is getting real on this indoor
track
About to go blind and I feel like a creep
Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep

Now my driving is getting erratic
Cause this transmission is automatic

Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line

If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it
Was gonna slow down but then I thought fuck it
No one look at me cause this is it
Green flag go go holy shit!

Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line

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  • Deavon Reye

    How am I just NOW seeing your videos?!! Bad me. BAD me. You two are awesome! :-)

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  • pandapounce

    "Georgia O'Keeffe bouquet" BEST. EUPHEMISM. EVER.

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  • Lingerminator

    Brilliant!!! :)

    Wanna go Go-Kart racing?

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  • helena lovern

    you can't spell accidentally, but you can spell masturbating.

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    in reply to callum chesworth (Show the comment)
  • NaviKate1988

    This happens... :D

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  • cat ross

    same reason i sit on the dryer

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  • Shawn Buzzini

    Everything makes so much sense now.

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    in reply to DeForest DeGrump (Show the comment)
  • callum chesworth

    WTF acciadently masturbating

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  • Guitfiddlejase

    Too cool..

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  • DeForest DeGrump

    Is this how Danica P. got started?

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  • jimmy mangat

    Hay she was on fries with that

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