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Uploaded by on Jun 3, 2011

With a math rap this smooth, I can get ANY lady's number.

Hey everybody! This is my first video since "Aggressive Bee" - thanks to all of you who left such nice comments on the boards. And even the haters were pretty gentle. Ok, so about this video: it was shot at Angels Knoll Park, at 4th and Olive in downtown Los Angeles - it's where they filmed 500 Days of Summer, which kind of interfered with making this video because the bench I'm sitting on was right next to the bench where they sat in "500DS," and people kept coming over and looking at the little plaque for it and getting in the background of what we were trying to do. Anyway, my dear friend and collaborator Jacki Moonves directed and shot the video, and Upryz (http://upryz.com/) did the beat. Tux by Mr. Tuxedo. Lyrics below! And stay tuned for more videos soon, I promise. -Zach Sherwin/MC Mr. Napkins, http://mrnapkins.com

"GET YOUR NUMBER"
All the ladies out there I've come ta
Tell you that I want something from ya
But I don't wanna press up on ya
I just wanna get your number
I know a lot of guys wanna jump ya
Tryin' to get you out of your jumper
But I don't wanna make that blunder
I just wanna get your number

Your number (your number!) (X3)
I just wanna get your number

Now, let me say it once again, girls
I wanna get your number
So please, pick a number in between 1 and 10
And don't say it out loud, just thought-bubble it
And once you've picked it, I want you to double it
In other words, multiply by two
And once you've got it nod at me like "Damn right I do!"
....Good. Now take that new total and add 4 to it.
I'm hopeful that you'll vibe with the math
You picked a number, doubled it, added 4, now take that and divide it in half....
And keep those digits in mind
We've got one final step then we'll finish the rhyme
So here's the last part of it
Take your original number, the one that you started with
And subtract it from the total that you got right now....
And you might cock an eyebrow, but

Girls, I think I got your number
Yeah, I think I got your number
It's 2.
If you did the steps right, it should be 2.

Like I said before, ladies, I'm not trying to spit game at you. If I were, I'd be using different tactics than a math trick I learned from my Uncle Bill when I was eleven years old.

Your number (x3)
I just wanna get your number

www.mrnapkins.com

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  • Nice video, and the concept's hilarious, but the people commenting that they can't understand how it works?

    This pretty much comes out to:

    ((2x+4)/2)-x = 2.

    Divide the 2x+4 by two, and you get:

    (x+2)-x

    Subtract the x from x+2 and you get:

    2

    C'mon, people, don't you remember highschool algebra?

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  • @KICKASSLOPEZ supposed to subtract it by your oringinal numer not 2. So your answer would be 2 not 3

  • omg it was 2;)

  • @ephyusikay It's definately not highschool algebra. I was doing this trick in 3rd grade.

  • I got 2...

  • @KICKASSLOPEZ

    your last step should have been "minus your original number" as in 5-3 which definitely = 2!

  • wait i picked 3 doubled it got 6 added 4 got 10 then divide by 2 got 5 then -2 and got 3 i did not get 2 did i do it wrong or does this not work with odds

  • Wow it was 2! That's pretty amazing imma do this to friends

  • You know my number ;) It's 2

  • @TheEnjoi101 you retard... it works with any number between 1-10.

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