TWILIGHT (a song parody) performed by John McLay and Nathan Jones at EFY (Especially For Youth)

Here is the video of "Twilight" performed by John P. McLay and Nathan D. Jones on Friday, July 3, 2009 at EFY (Especially For Youth). It's a parody we wrote (all in good fun) for men everywhere who have to compete with the likes of Edward Cullen from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series! Thanks for the requests to post it. I have included the lyrics below. Enjoy!

TWILIGHT (a song parody)
by John McLay and Nathan Jones
[Sung to "Starlight"© by Muse and based loosely on "Twilight"© by Stephenie Meyer]

Far away
Her mind is clearly, far away
Far away from the date
The date that you have taken her on

Twilight
Shes probably been reading Twilight
She expects you to sparkle in Light
And your skin frankly just aint that white

Hold her on your back and run really fast
Hold her on your back.

Vampires
How can you compete with Vampires?
Their immortal and in movies
Besides the sight of blood makes you feel faint

Youre pretty sure she pushed you in front of
That of that car to see it stop, but it didnt stop

Her hopes and expectations
Create significant complications
And by your best computations
It may not be worth the frustrations

Hold on lets get real
watching people sleep is weird!

Edward
Theyll always be another Edward
Some tall guy with an accent
And a team of professional stylists

Unless your name is Wolverine you dont stand a
Chance, but thats not your name
And your bones are kind of brittle

Your hopes and expectations
Cant be tied to Hollywood creations
Forget Sister Meyers machinations
And find your own true imprintations

Hold on, you just wanted
You just wanted to Date!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• EFY
• Especially For Youth
• Twilight song
• Brother McLay
• Brother Jones
• John P. McLay
• Nathan D. Jones
• Twilight
• Stephenie Meyer
• Edward
• Cullen
• Edward Cullen
• Wolverine
• Jacob
• werewolf
• New Moon
• vampire
• vampires
• Muse
• Starlight
• LDS
• Dating
• Provo
• BYU
• sparkle in light

[mikeyrobins022585]

@archudorable11 It's "McLay", dude.

[StrongWild79]

If you can`t wait for relase of Twilight Eclipse just go to OnlineTwilightEclipse[dot]tk There is leaked version of it in not bad quality .

[archudorable11]

Bro mcclain is soo amazing!!! He showed us this song when he taught!! Lol!! This song rocks!!! :D

[sutherlandadventure]

this makes me miss efy

this is great!!

[milenajunior]

Fun stuff guys! We all love twilight in the UK x x x i love being lds

[untouchable2291]

PERFECT!! You guys are brilliant!! haha

[archudorable11]

yeah! brother Mcclay taught at my efy 2!! he is so amazing!!

[meercagrace]

Brother McLay rocks!!! I didn't have him as a session director but he taught at my EFY :))

[analo16]

this is great how fun you are, were having EFY in Guatemala this year in november and this is a good example of a nice Session director! how fun you are!!!

Lorena Cordon, from Guatemala

[eljonesy]

Ok so I had Bro McLay 10 years ago in seminary. He was a greeny seminary teacher then. But my step-mom kept telling me about this song cuz they are in his ward. But I need to see the written lyrics! Im getting old and my hearing is failing aparently...LOL