How To Shut Up Pesky Creationists

Easy to understand evidence for a common ape-like human/chimp ancestor. One of thousands of collaborating pieces of evidence, but this one is very conceptual. Whip it out anytime a creationist starts preaching.

Watch the entire lecture "The Collapse of Intelligent Design" given by Ken Miller at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVRsWA...

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[Allie Ron]

We have invented over 30,000 different gods because before we opened our minds and our eyes with science, we were blind, ignorant animals cowering in primal fear of things that went *bump* in the night. You're enough of a moron to grovel to just ONE of the many.

You're nothing special, MaxiO'Plasty, unless being as ignorant and retarded as you in the Information Age can be counted as "special" ?

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

The day a creationist manages to convince the scientific community of a single little solitary alteration to current scientific thinking is the day that you know-it-all bible-thumpers can start lecturing people about evolution.

You're dragging your religion's reputation through the mud... you realise that, don't you? It is so bloody obvious that you HAVE NOT STUDIED THIS SUBJECT. You are just recycling moronic bullshit that you found on the internet.

[mike davis]

Shut up you FUCKING MORON, you're a like a slug trying to pick a fight with a lion.

[Isaiah King]

So how do you know that magic monkeys can turn into people without ever seeing a magic monkey turn into a person? However you do have one thing right. The world was at one time completely joined together,but did divide into continents and islands during the time of "PELEG" who was one of Noah's descendants. Having similiar features does not mean direct relations, due to the fact that all living creatures share the same planet,drink the same water,and eat the same vegetation.

[mike davis]

You're the biggest fucking retard on the face of the earth.

[faircompetition1]

Your church apparently did not tell you but being on your hands and knees cowering while serving is not your only choice although that is what they would like you to think. You could choose to stand tall on your own like a man and learn the knowledge we know have, cower before no one and contribute to the advancement of mankind. .

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

"Real science confirms creation."

Keep dreamin', Sweetpea. You and your kind know fuck-all about this subject and you are excluded from any meaningful discussion the moment you open your mouth. You are just a backwater of slack-jawed hayseeds who can't tell the difference between bronze age mythology and 21st century science. You lost this fight a hundred years ago, you're just too out-of-touch to realise it.

[faircompetition1]

You define USERNAMEfieldempty's comment.

[Isaiah King]

Evolution breaks the laws of nature and reality. There is absolutely positively any evidence of an ape turning into a man. Chimps having 48 chromosomes while people only have 46 does not prove that an ape turned into a man.The big bang is nothing more than a magic trick without a magician waving a magic wand or saying some magic words. Nothing has ever popped into existence out of nowhere by itself. If so then you show me a real live visual demonstration of it.

[Isaiah King]

Real science confirms creation.

The foolishness you are talking about does not even resemble science.

There isnt any visual evidence to support it

[Isaiah King]

Well I rather be on my hands and knees praying to the invisible eternal supernatural GOD of all creations. Then to be on my knees like you love to do with a man standing in front of you with his pants zipped down while your mouth hangs wide open.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Allie Ron]

"Facts" ?? Max don' need no steenkeen facts ! He got good wit' god !

I believe Max is actually a sacrificial lamb, absorbing like a sponge The Stupid of a million fellow humans, thus allowing progressive evolution. One moron for one million sane, agnostic or atheist humans ? Good deal, I say.