Poison Ivy: A JB Story: Chapter one (Oh No!)

I woke up the next day around 9:30 am with. The sun almost blinded my newly awaking eyes. Tawny was driving barley awake and I turned around to see Holly knocked out in the back seat. "Let's do somthing to her." Tawny whisperd. Oh yeah nothing like an early morning prank. "Like what?" I whisper back. "I have a sharpie in my purse and syrup in the glove compartment." she told me. I look up and her with curiosity. " I don't lik e the syrup they give you a McDonalds. So what?" "You eat way too much fast food." I joked "Whatever, just hurry before she wakes up!" I grab the sharpie out of Tawny's purse and the syrup and climb in the backseat next to Holy's dead looking body. I started to draw a mustace above her lip and glases around her eyes. Then somthing stopped me. "What should I do with the syrup?" I whisperd to Tawny. She just giggled. "What?" I whispered. "Put it down her shirt." she giggled. I obeyed. I was laughing to hard while doing it my hand kept shaking causing the syrup to shake out faster. Suddenly her whole chest became sticky. dark spots started to appear in her shirt. Wow she's a really heavy sleeper. She suddenly moved her hand and i quickly hopped in the passenger seat. "Is she awake?" Tawny whispered nervosly. I turned back around and Holly was still asleep. "Wow!" I whispered in shock. Tawny started laughing and i just smiled. "Nice prank" i laugh. "Yeah theres nothing wosrt than sticky boobs." "Oh so true my sista, Oh so true." We sat in the car wondering when Holly would finally wake up and realize that she looked like a man with stick boobs. Hours went by and Holly still didn't wake up. Tawny and i decided to listen and sing along to the 'Here we go again." cd by Demi Lovato. Still to see if Holly would wake up. Suddenlythe car began to shake and make scary popping sounds. (They werent that scary. It was just the fact the car doesnt normally make that sound is what scared us.) "TTawny whaat's ggoing ooon?' i asked paniking. "Honestly Becca, I don't know." she said also painking "You dont know? What do you mean? It's your car?!" I SCREAMED. "CRAP!" she shouted. "Crap what do you mean Crap?" "I forgot to get a new battery for the car." "WHAT!?" "I have to check the hood." "Okay then stop." "Only one problem." "What is it now?" "We're on the freeway and this is a no parking zone." "Ahh come on!" "Wait!" She yells. "What?" "Let's park here."she says poing at a huge stadium on my left. "What ever let's just hurry so we can get back on the road." i say irritated. "Tawny turned to the nearest exit and parked in the stadium parking lot. And right when we stopped guess who woke up. "Well, well,well look who decided to come back to Earth." I snapped. "Wwhats going on?" groaned Holly rubbing her head and wiping the droll from the corner of her mouth. Eww i really need to talk to her about that. "Ms. Genius over here forgot to get a new batter for the car.so we're stuck here until she fixes it." i say. "Oh No we're gonna be here forever." Holly winded. "Now,now I'm sure the damage is minor." Tawny says getting out the car and walking to the front of it. She opens the hood and a big puff of black smoke shots from it onto Tawny's face, hair, and clothes. I could help but to break a smile out. Then Holly and I began to laugh histericlly. Tawny clsed the hood and stood there with a angry look on her face. "Minor Damage huh?" i joked. "Shut up and hand me the oil can" she shouted. Holly haded me the can from the can, and i stepped ot of the car. As i was heading toward Tawny I felt somthing hit my foot and I fell onto the ground. When o fell i dropped the oil can causing the oil can to fly in the air and spill oil all over my backside.. I turned to see what tripped me...It was Holly's foot. "HOLLY!" I shrieked. " Now we all look crazy." We all started laughing eventually. I got up and dusted myself off. Suddenly i hjeard craccling from the raod as if a car was coming this way. Holly got out of the car and It was a bus. The bus stopped in front of out car and out walked three guys and a big one. NO WAY. IT'S THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the first thought that cam to mine the second one was. We all look like circus freaks in front of the Jonas brothers. Oh No!

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[xxlillianxx19]

i subbed and rated and im faving it why? because the firts few words caught me...awesomee :]

[The13Queen]

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[ally5775]

haha funny! LOVE IT!?!? stillreading! ^-^

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