"Stunning" - Calpernia's New Song

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Uploaded by on Feb 15, 2008

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Calpernia has written a new dance song called "Stunning", this fab remix produced by Robbie D (Jer Ber Jones) of Los Angeles.
Get a copy for 99cents and help Calpernia buy more liquor and pop tarts!: http://payloadz.com/go/sip?id=397890

The video is just a silly little bit of fun, but you can go to Calpernia's MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/calperniamusic to hear more. =)

Lyrics:
Yeah, I turn down three ways with Brad and Angelina,
tried to send me naked pictures, I said, "Baby, I've seen her."
If I told you all the names of the people in power,
tryin to get a little nibble of the woman of the hour...

Like Vinnie, Vinnie, nine by seven,
came by my place for a piece of heaven.
"Will I see you again? Where will you be at?"
I pointed to the TV and said, "On that."

Stunning, I'm stunning
When I walk into a room, all the boys come a runnin'
They can look, but don't touch,
cause baby I'm stunning.

Stunning, I'm stunning,
When I walk into a room, all the mouths start a runnin'
Take a look and they lose it, cause baby I'm stunning.

"Hey bitch, you know you ain't as stunning as this one!"
I looked her up and down and said, "I know I'm stunned.
You can try to do what I do and emulate me,
but you'll need a magic mirror if you want to see what I see."

When I see myself I say, "Jesus! You shouldn't have!"
but when I think about it, he probably couldn't have.
Big bad bitch with a bad reputation,
but your goggles do nothing, I still give you radiation.

(Chorus)

I know that you know that this shit ain't funny,
you can't deny it bitch, look at me: stunning.
When I walk into a room, you better git a runnin',
Brace yourself, whore! You're about to get a stunning!

Heidi? Stunned!
Tyra? Stunned!
Gisselle? Stunned!
Christie? Stunned!

Brace yourself, whore, you're stunned!
Whore, you're stunned!
Brace yourself, whore, you're stunned!
Whore, you're stunned!

(Chorus)

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  • All i can see is BOTOX !!

  • @nycflowercouncil Let's have another remedial education class: "Botox" paralyzes facial muscles, causing an immobile/still/smooth effect. I think what YOU'RE trying to be a cunt about is "fillers", which fill out and swell tissues. Either way, fuck off =)

  • everytime i hear this song

    it's like i'm having an orgasm everywhere

    like, everywhere

    at once

    like

    yeah

  • @JosephKayeTV Yay thanks Joseph!

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  • @rikkifan04 LOL "Hell" should be capitalized, subhuman. Don't be late to your job at Jack in the Box, I'll be driving through tonight after my show and I want my fries piping hot.

  • @TEARSxFROMxTHExMOON If you really loved someone, you wouldn't try to hurt their feelings with passive-aggressive insults. Go away.

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  • This song inspires me to be STUNNING every chance I get! :)

  • Whaaaat the

  • i've been watching this '08 <3

  • Love this song and the video is hysterical . Calpernia is a comic genius, I swear. Her "Bad Questions To Ask A Transsexual" cracks me up. I can't believe that there are morons in today's society that actually ask those dumbass questions. Keep up the good work Calpernia, wishing you lots of luck in your career.

  • @JosephKayeTV... STUNNING..Great song Calpernia..also love,Likin big dicks ,awsome job.

  • Calpernia, the song, the editing...all are so great here. She should do more things like this.

  • :)

    

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