This Troper EP 43: Crazy Prepared (TV Tropes)

I don't think any of these people were prepared for anything practical.

This Troper is a series about TV Tropes and why aliens looked at the Earth in 2178 and blew it up.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• tvtropes
• tv
• tropes

[Gaupa2]

why do a tvtroper need a condom?

[TheRadicalOneNG]

None of these people have ever been mugged at knife point before.

[hiverhythm]

this troper has at last one lethal object in his possesion

aT aLl tImez

[lalalalucius]

...Well, at least I don't feel too paranoid anymore.

Though the guy that's training himself to memorize objects by touch isn't too weird. I can do that, though it wasn't because I specifically trained myself to do it. THEN AGAIN, maybe it is a little weird because isn't identifying objects by touch a natural ability that most humans have? ...You guys can tell what you have in your hands when you're holding something, right?

[mortoch]

@Gaupa2 Less cleanup when masturbating.

[Darknessapprentice]

shitthatdidn'thappen.txt

[DrButler]

"This troper isn't prepared for anything other than the Steam store closing for maintainance (spoiler: kill myself)."

- The truth behind all of these.

[SpraxIAKS]

@BluBoulzor He must have pretty BAD eyesight.

[killroyfubar]

I don't think reading about it online equates "expert."  And aren't sutures and stitches the same thing? God I love this channel

[BluBoulzor]

That recognizing objects by touch guy is badass. I liked how most of these are taking seriously on the site. Some of these responses are hilarious. The anti suicide note could make sense but it does not. Another full of himself bastard. That last guy is just another attention whore. He wents to look cool like his videos games characters and Batman.

[CommissarRed]

"I have an anti suicide note hidden away" At first I thought he meant like an note to deter a suicide attempt like a list of all the good things in life or something. Which while a little creepy would be a good thing for someone with depression to have. "In case, someone murders me and tries to make it look like suicide" oh.... wait what? 

[windscar15]

@TheRadicalOneNG that might require some of them to actually go outside.