Stuck At The Mall (Look At Me Now Parody)

Here's the new parody from D-Dogg and J-Money! We added a new member to the group for this one....check it! Filmed by: Kyle Hartwick

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D-Dogg:

Bored at home
Need to do something
Flip through all the channels
Reruns of The Simpsons
My GF calls me up she said
Babe wanna go to the mall
I said okay
Thought about it
I should have said no
Cause now I know I'm gonna have to spend the paper
She makes me dress up
Like it's something special
And she's so excited
No turning back

Stuck at the mall
Stuck at the mall
I'm losing paper
Stuck at the mall
Stuck at the mall
It always takes all day

Now you're gonna put me on the spot
And now I think I'm gonna drop
Cause when you ask me if you're butt looks big
Now I need a break
Gonna go to Cinnabon
Cause you can know that I can smell it from a mile away
Did you want something else
I hope you didn't forget about my man Wetzel
But if you want variety
I would stop at the food court but now
I'm full

J-Money Ver$e:

Didn't feel like going shopping
And I didn't feel like throwing cash away, not today anyway
Better hold, all my dough, stay at home, never shop
'Cause you know that greed's a sin, that's what they say

See why'd you drive me here and drop me
Take this and tie this in a knot please
Do your best to try and not find a spot T
Try and make me when I'm floppy

Every time I come it means I gotta put up with the fuckin' motions
Or get stood up, when I give the notion to get going after every store
We go in, moanin' out to no one hopin' that my crowin' reaches someone nuh-nuh-nuh-NOOOOO!

I would love to purchase everything, all the things,
That perfume, those earrings
I got so very little ching, I swear it's disappearin into cashier's custody
Leaving nothing but dust in these folds of musky meat husk pleats
(Sigh)
And now I'm wishing for my death, and no, it doesn't matter how
You can behead me like Macbeth, or have me choke upon your bile
I'm not just saying this in jest
I would have preferred nothing less than a trip into payless
I should have paid way less, but they took my whole check
So this fake imposter Santa better have some big breasts
Now I really need a Fanta, and some Panda Express
Do I really gotta help you get dressed?

Try everything on, and dangle em' up in my face
And you know that K-Momo closes up shop up after 8
Now I'm stumbling in Hollister and bumping into registers
Man they really gotta do it, get some lights up in this place
Gonna chase it, then I go to grab it
Searching for my keys I start to panic
Almost free, it occurs to me
I don't know where I parked at (echo)

F-Crazee Verse:

Yeah I know that I caved
Cause I've been at the mall all day
And she keeps running all around
Like there's a sale on the ground
But there's no arguing with her
Because she wins it every time
So I just keep my grill closed
But I can't take it anymore
So
Gonna let loose
Gonna let go
Gonna Backflip
Gonna Front Flip
Gonna Side Flip
Gonna go to the stores I want
And I'm gonna play with all the toys
And I'm gonna scream and make some noise
Cause you can't shut me up this time
I'm breaking out like it's a crime
And I will stop to grab this dime
So call me cheap
If you want
I don't care
It's okay
You'll be jealous when I show you all how
I make it rain

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[ElissaLovesRock]

They let you do that in the mall? lol

[Butters7]

@ElissaLovesRock We filmed until they kicked us out....and then we went back the next day! haha

[ScarlettxDiamond]

@Butters7 you should put the lyrics in the description; i'm sure they were funny but I couldn't understand most of what you said

[Butters7]

@ScarlettxDiamond THE LYRICS ARE NOW IN THE DESCRIPTION! :)

[FlamingBlades64]

I wonder how much paper he spent to make this video. Still awesome

[204946]

I think this is like the best video ever made and I love it!!! Luv ya Laney!!!

[AtomicDoorknob]

@carlosmohamednagdi :D >mfw i know her irl

[carlosmohamednagdi]

the blond dancer is CUTE! Keep it up D-dogg!

[AWKman259]

That was great!

[starkillerscIV]

Amazing guys keep it up!!!!!!

[AlexandraTori]

Haha LANEY!!! "let's go to the mall!""

[evanjelista]

Love it!