My TENDERS! Montage: volume 2

When I originally uploaded this, the audio was out of sync. Turns out, it wasn't youtube. For some reason, whenever I encoded the video in Mediacoder, no matter which audio codec I used, it always went out of sync. So, I decided to use the original WMV file, with the 1280x720 resolution. All of the video's were upscaled, so there's no reason to watch this in 720p.

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About a year ago (give or take), I uploaded a strange, quirky little video about various CGi animated characters getting hit in the "Tenders", so to speak. The purpose of the original video was to show off just how often it happens in CG animated films, though I slapped on some humorous music to make it a bit more fun to watch. In truth, I don't really care for these type of jokes in animated films, and I usually see them as a cheap way of trying to get a desperate laugh out of the audience when they've ran out of idea's for any legitimate comedy gags. In short, audiences love (for some reason) seeing male characters getting punched, kicked, or seeing a hard object getting slammed into their "Tenders"... so long as it is done for comedy, and it's nothing too violent or long-lasting (seeing as how all of these characters just walk it off after a few seconds).

Regardless, a lot of people liked that video I made, and many requested that I make a second one. Seeing as how I didn't cover that many clips in the first montage video, I decided to go ahead with a second one, this time using more clips. After some help, I was able to find over fifty clips. I had to put some more effort into this one though, as one giant montage clip show would've been boring.

This video didn't come out EXACTLY how I wanted it to... But I think it works. For those of you who requested it, I hope you enjoy~

*Note- I won't be making a third one. If asked, I'll provide the clips that I own, in case anyone wants to make a third one themselves.

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Below is a list of everything that I used in this video.
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"Benny Hill Theme" Segment

- The Wild
- Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
- Madagascar
- Horton Hears a Who
- Presto (Pixar Short)
- The Legend of Secret Pass
- Monsters Inc.
- Kung Fu Panda
- Roadside Romeo
- Shrek The Third
- Penguins of Madagascar
- Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
- Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
- Hoodwinked Too: Hood vs. Evil
- Coyote Falls
- The Adventures of Renny The Fox
- Ice Age (Deleted Scene)

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Musical Interlude

- The Adventures of Renny The Fox

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"Waltz of the Flowers" Segment

- Ice Age: The Meltdown
- The Ant Bully
- Happy Feet
- Kung Fu Panda
- Madagascar
- Scared Shrekless
- Delgo
- Hoodwinked Too: Hood vs. Evil
- Rio
- Surf's Up
- Planet 51
- Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
- Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas
- The legend of Secret Pass
- 3 Pigs and a Baby
- Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
- Flushed Away
- Alpha and Omega
- Silk Boy? (I have no idea)
- Shrek 2
- Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
- Despicable Me
- Open Season
- Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
- Donkey Xote
- Flushed Away
- Cars
- Shrek
- Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
- Madagascar
- Everyone's Hero
- Flushed Away
- Alpha and Omega

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Final Fantasy 7 Battle

- 3 Pigs and a Baby

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Other things used in the video

- Clips from Mega Man Legends (Playstation)
- "Summertime Lovin'" - Regular Show
- Theme from "The Benny Hill Show"
- "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire - Nat King Cole
- "Musical Interlude" Sound Clips - Freakazoid
- Waltz of the Flowers - Tchaikovsky
- Liquid Latin - Activision's "World Series of Poker" (I think...)
- Still More Fighting - Boss Battle Theme from Final Fantasy VII
- Requiem - Game Over Theme from Final Fantasy VII
- Various images and video's from Youtube and Google Search.

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[SirindeArtemis]

Who knew watching people being hit in the groin could be so funny

[TheRandom2525]

Yea you really should make a volume 3

[mrjiggleman97]

Hey make a volume 3

[freezingicekirby]

@MrWwefan15 There weren't any, it was just a joke I came up with for the video. Parents usually complain a lot about cartoons being too violent (For example, Shrek received a lot of criticism from parents, back when it first came out), so I thought I'd make a short call-out to that.

[MrWwefan15]

@freezingicekirby what where the parental complaints?

[61btod]

In the words of a scrawny viking: "Pain. Love it."

[freezingicekirby]

@sonicx30001 I assume that bug (not sure specifically what it was) bit the guy's 'tenders', but I'm not entirely sure. Being a kids film, they probably didn't want anything too extreme (else the parental rating would go up).

[sonicx30001]

@freezingicekirby one question what happened to the guy in Ant Bully?

[sonicx30001]

@freezingicekirby True lol

[freezingicekirby]

@sonicx30001 I hadn't seen the episode by the time I started compiling it. Besides that, there's already enough of Po in the video anyway.