MST3K The Touch of Satan 10/10
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Being in that kennel must be really uncomfortable for Kevin. I tried that as a ten year old (admittedly only for a medium size dog) and it was not pleasant.
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And then Stan and a bunch of other investment consultants packaged those soul portfolios into soul-backed securities, which were then bundled into collateralized soul obligations, which were sold in pieces to investors who took out soul default swaps, which were also bundled and sold off in pieces. But the quality of the souls was often poor, so when investor confidence dropped the whole system came crashing down, which is why hell's economy is now in the toilet.
3 months ago 2
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bad dog!
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This was the most awkward movie I have ever had the misfortune of sitting through. However, I learned an important lesson from this episode: NEVER SELL YOUR SOUL TO STAN.
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hmmm . . . for some reason i want a hot young blond to hit me repeatedly with a rolled up news paper and tell me am a bad dog
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The end of this film was actually kinda sweet, in a weird, twisted, retarded, Satanic kinda way. Damn. Now I want some walnuts...
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So he uses his deal with the devil to save a 127 yr old chick with horrible communication skills. I woulda gone for god like electric guitar playing.
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"I have the feeling this guy is going to be a fairly minor soldier in satan's army."
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@Thompsongs She's pretty, in a floppy Rhoda kind of way, but she's not even remotely "eternal damnation" pretty. Seriously, your soul is VALUABLE. Get the whole package! Full supermodel upgrades for the both of you! Don't leave your sister out of the eternal youth and protection from fromikidal mania clauses! Well behaved walnuts! Multiple lifetime supplies of CARNATION ICE CREAM!
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Just think: None of this evil stuff would have happened if they had just taken up pecan farming instead of walnut ranching.
7 months ago 4
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So...he wanted to have sex with her some more, so he automatically calls on Satan so that they're BOTH eternally damned.
Good. God job. You give men everywhere a bad name.
...she wasn't even that hot to begin with.
tarlcabot18 2 years ago 45
The credits scared the crap outta me.
Clouise44 1 year ago 17