Red State Update: Thank You John Edwards
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Who the fuck is John Edwards?
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John Edwards likes to cum a lot. I can relate with that
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John edwards spoke at my university last night, didn't go
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rhythm method doesn't work... lol
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Thank you John Edwards "Giving the National Enquirer credibility" ....so true !! What a guy....at least he only screwed around while Elizabeth was in remission. Try that one on your wife or girlfriend.
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Three things so boring they should be books XD
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Well, McCain might have been born in the Panama Canal and Obama could have been born in Hawaii, but that monkey I was tellin' you about? I'm pretty sure he was borned right there in Vietnam. He was a salty little boog, that's for sure! Just try to take his comb away and see what happens next! We all had to take shots because of him, and I stll got some tooth marks in my thumb for proof. But, like I say, he sure had purdy hair!
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lol
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Check YOUR notes, and his birth certificate.
He was born in Hawaii. McCain, on the other hand, was born in the Panama Canal, however because both of his parents were citizens, he qualifies as a "Natural-born citizen," and is therefore eligibe to run. Obama is also a "Natural-born citizen," which means that he is also eligible to run. FYI-since you don't seem to know this-Obama's mother was white. His mother and father met at the University of Hawaii!
"McCain, Obama and the Olympics -- three things so boring they should be books!!!"
That's hilarious. I love you guys!
smcgrg 3 years ago 8
I gotta say I really liked John Edwards' hair. It kinda reminded me of that monkey we had in Vietnam. Before we ate it. RB
Aphidboy 3 years ago 4