Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon
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Can turkey kill man? lol
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0:43 old chandler bing?
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0:47 Obama's favorite pet. poor turkey!
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It's incredibly amazing how these people can make these events seem so real. I bow to you Onion, I bow.
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federal money well spent...!
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"Talking Turkeys" by Benjamin Zephaniah
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos' turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don't eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I'm on your side............look it up on google
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"Turkeyness" is my word of the day
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I like Andrea Bennett. The way she mitigates her head movement while her mouthing words is hot because it's facetious yet subtle.
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Here we see the typical Bush supported is unable to recognize what is clearly a parody.
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lol clearly a gc turkey in the whitehouse.
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captaincow64 1 year ago 57
Lol "Oh My God, just do whatever" 1:23
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