Everybody Poops

download it here: http://www.audionautix.com/Saved/EverybodyPoops.mp3

Lyrics-------------------------------------------------


WELL THE POPE TAKES A POOP AND THE PRESIDENT TOO
AND THE FANCY PANTS BANKER IN HIS 3 PIECE SUIT
THE BIG FAT GENERAL AND ALL OF HIS TROOPS
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS EVERYBODY POOPS.

THE FAMOUS BRAIN SURGEON HAS TO LEAVE HIS LUMP
AND THE HIGH PRICED MODEL HAS TO STOP FOR A DUMP
A CAN THE SIZE OF CANADA CAN'T SPRAY AWAY THE TRUTH




CAUSE EVEN IF THEY DON'T ADMIT IT EVERYBODY POOPS.

EVERYBODY POOPS (EVERYBODY POOPS)
EVERYBODY POOPS (POOPA POOPY DOO)
SURE THINGS NUMBER MORE THAN TWO
DEATH AND TAXES
AND EVERYBODY POOPS!!

SOMETIMES ITS EASY OTHER DAYS IT'S HARD
BUT IF YOUR SYSTEM'S WORKIN' THANK YOUR
LUCKY STARS
NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT NOT A WORD IS SAID.
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT POOPIN' THEN IT MEANS YOU'RE
PROB'LY DEAD.

THE DESTITUE AND HOMELESS HAVE TO DO IT IT'S TRUE
BUT EVEN ALL THE WEALTHY PEOPLE GOTTA MAKE DUE (doo)
AND IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH IT'S HAPPENIN' TO YOU
SOONER OR LATER EVERYBODY POOPS!

©2009 Jason Shaw

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[VeryAvery2139]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!

[audionautix]

@VeryAvery2139

Thanks!

[SuPerSoLo531]

this song is sooooo funny lol! XD

[audionautix]

@SuPerSoLo531

glad you liked it! Send it to somebody.

[Alyssa5875]

omg..... i think im gonna wake up screaming of a sock puppet nightmare....

[audionautix]

@Alyssa5875 Yeah, I get that a lot. :)

[21kratliff]

I love how I wake up in the morning and find my 2 6 year old children listening to this.....

[audionautix]

@PipBoyInfinite You're not married are ya????

[ErinRobTheNobLickaaa]

My bf asked me if girls poop so I showed him this video

[Multi2cool4skool]

omg lol!!



[Lambertsgirl14]

we watched this in my anatomy class because we are studying the digestive system. It was so catchy that we were singing it all day long! =)

[VeryAvery2139]

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