Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

The bipartisan group of representatives who submitted the emergency bill late last night say they stand by it, though they don't completely remember all of the details.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• onion
• comedy
• funny
• congress
• politics
• drunk
• ihop

[mmmmmarcus]

In a way the Onion is fake. In a way it;s disturbingly real.

[TheIr0nMike]

A look into what congress would be like if I was elected to it.

[NubRusty]

It would cost "probably not even that much"

[stitch99]

I always appreciate how Congress is portrayed by the Onion.

[tacosandtrains]

Only the SOPA bill will hold less water than this.

[AdmiralBetas]

@WhipLash42o Not bad, you've done your homework.

[pfcofmarines5811]

My favorite

[The1211deep]

Yes absolutely fake but funny. They are serious talking about pancake and waffle lol

[WhipLash42o]

@DeadFishFactory Normally no, waffle batter has more butter in it which makes it more crunchy (it's abit fatter too), its lighter than pancake batter also. Nothing stops you from using the same batter though, it pretty much taste the same with syrup or w/e you generally throw on it.

[nnlamb25]

and this bill cost 30 billion dollars.

[jobboiirdt]

because if we find out its closed when we get there we will fall and slip on wet grass...im begging that it stays open i dont like wet grass

[DeadFishFactory]

Pancake and waffle batter are NOT the same thing?