I used Xtranormal.com to make the video, and filmed it with camstudio. Oh yeah, and I also used windows movie maker. enjoy!
Script: ( 1 is the guy on the right, 2 is the girl on the left )
1Hello welcome to XNN news, I'm booger mc chooser koozer And this is my wife, mrs. I only say one word at a time rofel burger.
2Hi.
1Today in the news there has been an earthquake, a terrible earthquake, that vibrates at just the right frequency to make people fart. California is already smelling horrible, and the ring of fire is now being considered by scientists to be renamed to the ring of fart.
2poop.
1In other news 10000 gerbils have been found outside the walmart in california complaining about the horrible smell. All 9999 of the gerbils have also been ripped off on pellets. The ten thousandth gerbil was smart enough to realize the company who made the pellets, crapellets, used bunny dung and compressed it, then proceeded to add garlic, tar, and, wow, I cannot believe what the newscast is trying to make me say. This is absolutely gross. I'm not going to continue any further until I get satisfaction.
2butts.
1yeah, that just turned me on. I will continue. In other news, my wife is still trying to please me in-- oops, that was for after the broadcast. Anyways, a tornado is seen outside kansas and is moving towards the wizard of oz. When all 50 people at the status report insisted that the wizard of oz is a fictional character, the reporter told them, quote, I don't give a butt what you think, there is an effin tornado coming towards kansas and you can all shove it up the toilet. end quote. After the press conference, 50 reports have been made of tornados inside toilets. The situation was a complete mess and all of the poop came out of the toilets, and turned into a poopy monster. Oh no.
2carl.
1oh no, mrs. I only say one word rofel burger. How could you. You must be cheating on me. Oh well, you didn't say much to me anyways, i'll continue. In other news, all of the chicken from "k f seymore" is on a rampage and is starting to eat other people. The leader of the chicken rampage is a soviet, and said quote, In soviet russia chicken eat you. end quote. The new chicken army, whom they like to be nicknamed greasy orange thingys, are trying to take over mcdoonots. Apparently they thought mcdoonots should stop giving out those toys in excited meals and move on to giving out free video games.
2signfeld.
1In related news, Mcdoonots is being sued for using gluttony in their slogan, quote, we love to eat that food. Yeah it tastes so good that you will keep coming back for more until you're fat, end quote. they are forced to replace the slogan with quote, loving food is gluttony, but if you'd like to stop by to eat our food that would be nice, but you might get addicted and get fat if you eat too much of it, and die. So if you eat our food you pretty much die. ba ba ba ba boo im farting right now. end quote.
2supercalifragilisticexpialladocious.
1thats the most I ever heard you say in 5 seconds. New record. Anyways, this just in. My butt is starting to itch. geez i hate it when it gets you right in the anus. It's like a dirty mosquito just raped me there and it really hurts now. Ow. ow. ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. my butt just suddenly hurt for a second. ok. it looks better now. wait, how would i know if it looks better now if im wearing pants? wait, maybe i'm not wearing pants. crap. Don't look at me Mrs. I only say one word at a time rofel burger. Please.
2Awesome.
1Well, theres time for one more broadcast. Today a man came from the future to tell us that we are all a computer program. When he said this, many people ran around in their usual patterns screaming several lines from happy feet the movie. Wait a minute, that sounds strange. Maybe we are all a big program. I don't know. Anyways the man also said he was able to shoot macaroni out of his left nostril, but not the right one, because his programmer forgot to add that nostrill. Anytways he said he would shoot the macaroni into the 562nd dimension so that it hits the creator in the face. Sadly he cannot shoot anything more than that, like a bullet, because the programmer made him look like a macaroni guy thats upsessed with macaroni and even looks like one.
2football.
1which football?
2the one in the USA.
1oh ok. hey wait!
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0044sam 1 year ago
wooow! lol who ever wrote this has to be a soldier ! lol
bssspiiiksss 1 year ago
rofl burger just the right frequency to make people fart
XxxxangerxxxX 1 year ago