Cockney Rhyming Slang
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It's not what it said sub cruiser=boozer jimmy riddle = puddle dong diddly dub = pub tom tits = shits ale murey = surrey
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Dog and bone - phone
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you're Radio you are
Radio rental ---- mental
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Burnt Cider = Windows???
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@cockneyboy09 Call yourself cockneyboy09 & you say ain't got a scooby! come on, name just one i said wrong. For the record this scooby crap is what they say on silly old bill shows from Essex.
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@ConeRulezZ bread and honey. ignore that silly sceptic tank film.
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You ain't got a scooby!
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The trick is to only say the first word of the rhyming pair that substitutes for the actual word.
EG. i might say, "Last night, i told the 'Trouble' "get up them apples, I'm gonna rip yer alan's off." "?
Trouble =trouble n strife (wife) apples n pairs = stairs, alan whickers=knickers
The most convoluted is Aris substituted for Arse or rectum.
"aris"= "Aristotle"= "bottle"="bottle and glass"= "arse" Most easily found in the local fruit and meat markets of east and se London.
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Lady Godiva = fiver .
Drum and bass = place
Jah Rule ,,school??? Alan Border,,out of order?? Gary Fuckin Ablet,,Tablet???Fuck off!! no cockney rhyming slang ever used shit like that,, keep it real mate or delete ya page,, Those entries are fuckin bogus,, i'll give you a fuckin dry slap you Mug!!
65earwig 1 year ago 21
@65earwig shut up you idiot
welovelanguages 1 year ago