Rhosneigr paddle boat

The Rhosneigr paddle boat sunk off the coast of Llandudno in 1908. This video contains archive pictures, interviews with people who salvaged parts of the wreakage, and a mock up reconstrction.
Commentary and video work by Steve Lewis.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• boat
• llandudno
• paddle
• rhosneigr
• sinking
• wreakage

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I,m ashamed to say that i was also feeling rather erect and since their were no sheep i just stuck my hot log in a face of a bearded tramp who just happened to be fishing for his left over lunch in his beard my tubuler bells were red raw after this but i got the release i needed the tramp thanked me for the drink. anyway i just made it as the iron horse or train left this tribal terrortown lucky i had all the money stuffed up my nostril and was able to buy many refreshments on the train.

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Anyway i was in no shape to be warring with this tribe i desperatly wanted to be at home in the arms of my smelly wet sheepdog ah bongo i so miss bongo thats was my strength i knew i could survive if not but for him. I got round a corner and could see another strange so called train station this brought back those last happy visions[in slow motion] of my fallen comrades last hope to freedom i started to whimper like a dairy cow with blocked udders.

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i ran and ran occasionally rolling around a bit it was dark now and i reached the settlement of bangor this was a strange land too peole shouting you wanna fight yea and foookin blewog cochhan i just wanted to be at home now i came to a lost temple banggor cxathedral or somthin i knew this place must be inhabited by neolithic goth vampires because i could see them all coming towards me one of them wearing a logo on his blazer that read bangor university

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we were abducted by force into white vans with our hands behind our backs we were so close and to be taken at this stage was to much for myfanwys prolapse her overies shot the pilot of this white machine and the machine just overturned violently over and over when i crawled out i could see a signpost reading bangor 8 miles i thought it be best to make a run for it sadly evryone in this machine was dead and the machine self destructed in a ball of flames

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anyway we ventured to a trainstation and found that we could get back to rhosnieger much to our disbelleif but there was one small problem it was going to cost as much as a heard of sheep i sent a morse smoke signall at high noon and the following day my wife went to market and sold all my prize sheep we got enough to make the jorney home we were crying dancing praying and it was a moment of pure bliss that is untill a tribe of those black hat men came back with men wearing white overcoats

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home for the crimally insaine we thought we would fit in there but decided against it when we were greeted by a woman who seedmed to be stuffing her face with her own poo eventually we came to a castle named mcdonnalds this was a really expensive eatery inn we could only afford a happy meal between the five of us we savored evry fried chip and quartered a beefxcake sandwitch we just set our straw beds and lit our camp fire and we were thrown out of the castle of mcdonnald

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as we could eventually reaching a settlement called lllandidinoow or somthin by this time we were all very hungry we thought we seen a nice restaurant by the coast it was called mayfild E.M.I

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unfortunatly a storm broke out and we were taken across the ocean at speed to a very strange land the natives called rhos-on-sea as our paddle boat started to take on water we had no choice but to swim to shore we didnt understand what these primitives were going on about as a man in a funny black hat approached me i thought he was going to kill me he said somthing like dont worry old chap help is on its way that was all the information i needed we ran as fast

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oh and we could see what could only be described as an alien spaceship jetting passed a big brick wall on the water it had an unusual insignia jonothan swift written on it we were powerless to do any good we could see many people waving on the back abducted by this alien thing i dread to think where thet ended up poor sight it was as we continued the journey myfanwy suffered a prol,apse between her legs so it was down to me to captain the vessel it was hard work but i did my duty

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at first i thought my wife cerys mathew had swam to me from shore but it was deffinatly a dog with flippers a dog with flippers i tell you erol the sheep gynocologist threw a bone in but it just seemed to set them off we were attacked by several of these flipperdogs and one even managed to drag my good freind sioneddchhhhhcchh in the water we tried desperatly to save her but it was no good you see she was attacked and eaten as we passed a place called holyhead we could see canables eating her