I Love Berkeley - Yung Kach

I Love Berkeley - Yung Kach (Knockoff of Asher Roth's "I Love College")

Lyrics:

I Love Berkeley

I just graduated, man
I-I'm gonna miss this
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was kinda lame I shoulda stayed in
I got cockblocked by this fat chick and an Asian
Shotgunned beers til I was done
Rolled down to Top Dog after one
Threw up all night and pissed the bed
woke up with sharpie marks on my head
(Man I love Berkeley)

I wanna go to Berkeley for the rest of my life
Choke on Popov and drink Natty Light
Head down to kip's every single night,
don't forget your goggles to improve your sight,

So fill my bowl up, I wanna smoke out
i'm not getting laid, so lets get blacked out
i am the bomb at beer bongs,
Patrick Christophaugh, Theo Robertson

throw up some shots, in the parking lot
head down to bear's lair for beat the clock
time isn't wasted when your getting wasted
saw the campanile and all i could say is...

um, That party last night was kinda lame I shoulda stayed in
I got cockblocked by this fat chick and an Asian
Shotgunned beers til I was done
Rolled down to Top Dog after one
Threw up all night and pissed the bed
woke up with sharpie marks on my head

Man, I love Berkeley, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love Berkeley

I could tell you what I learned from Cal is
More than if I was a Cardinal
Yeah of course I learned a thing or two
Like don't evah put a red shirt on

Don't go to the game if your too gone
And don't leave the house with a skirt on
If she's better than a 2, get your groove on
And then go to Tang to get checked on

Head to the stacks, nothing wrong with some knowledge
This is why you came to the number 1 college
Time isn't wasted, when you're getting wasted
Saw the campanile and all i could say is

That party last night was kinda lame I shoulda stayed in
I got cockblocked by this fat chick and an Asian
Shotgunned beers til I was done
Rolled down to Top Dog after one
Threw up all night and pissed the bed
woke up with sharpie marks on my head

Man, I love Berkeley, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love Berkeley

Now if everybody would please
Hold your drink up to the sky
Up to the sky
And repeat after me

Go Bears! Go Bears!
Go Bears! Go Bears!
Oski! Oski!
Oski! Oski!

Jahvid Best! Jahvid Best!
Jahvid Best! Jahvid Best!
Tedford! Tedford!
Tedford! Tedford!

That party last night (man I love berkeley)
That party last night
That party last night was kinda lame I shoulda stayed in
I got cockblocked by this fat chick and an Asian
Shotgunned beers til I was done
Rolled down to Top Dog after one
Threw up all night and pissed the bed
woke up with sharpie marks on my head

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I live on Telegraph the rest of my life?

Category:

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[ihav3lages]

thats some sick shit, im from the stanfurd and I'm impressed with you-alls creativity. Now if only you could afford some real audio equipment this might actually be a song I'd listen to more than once

[arrowhead2121]

hey why don't u tell ur boy Sean Cattouse to learn how to play football.. wasted scholarship

and jerome look at urself in the mirror u crack baby clown

[AxelzWorld]

HELLLL YA

[Steffieoverhere]

Go Beeeaarsss!!!

[acchick152]

Bro, forget about Forensic Accounting, I'm trying to put you on my record label. Your song is way sick.

-- Dealin' Kealan (I use that profile name just to throw people off!)

[higno2]

go bears!!

[paxlava]

young kach!!!!!

[Mari0o0o]

OMG this shit is so true... what did i do this friday night in the middle of night totally drunk? went to top dog!!! it's like he knows.... AWESOME SONG!

[EdwardCullen258lover]

lmaooooo SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[madchoudisease]

awesome. just plain awesome. i graduated in 06 and still feel this way. GO BEARS!

[r2romix]

lmao. love it.