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God Almighty? - and the VERY Holey Bible

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Uploaded by on Dec 3, 2007

Is God omni-present? Can he tell the future? - And how one simple act could have proven God's existence..if only he had thought of it before me!

WARNING: Contains some profanity.

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  • "One of those things is omnipotence. Is God everywhere?"

    The term "omnipotence" means all-powerful, not everywhere. The term for everywhere is "omnipresent." Just thought I'd point out that little technicality.

  • Yes I know, just a slip of the tongue on the day and I couldn'nt be bothered to re-do the whole thing just for that. (some of the the earliest comments I got on it pointed it out). It's time I added an annotation..so now I will! Thanks for the nudge into action! Funnily enough I also considered reposting it with a clever bit of audio re-dubbing - which I might still do at some point.

  • Bwaahahahaa!! that was a hilarious recap from the bible!!!

    Really good job!

  • lol, thanks for that - I never though that talking about the bible could be so much fun. lol.

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  • i think moses' punishment was that he couldnt enter Isreal....or that could have been becasue he beat a rock and didnt ask it nicely for water....i cant remember (ur videos are cool btw!)

  • God works in mysterious, not to mention cruel, inefficient, and idiotic ways.

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  • @CLRubyHypatia hahaha

  • Wow this guy is hilarious

  • If you find it offensive, don't watch. Though personally I find the beliefs of Christians highly offensive (especially the idea that people deserve to be tortured for eternity or that homosexuals shouldn't be able to have the same rights). The difference is that I don't get my panties all up in a bunch over it.

  • He's only reasoning, and trying to make sense of things. If it's offensive, just don't watch it

  • Not funny mate - you are making fun of some very personal beliefs. I find this pretty offensive

  • In one section it says (one of books of Moses) "Lord Almigthy" (at least the almighty party).

  • the bible doesnt seem to suggest that God is omnipotent, omnipresent or omnibelevolent

  • isn't those just the broken tablets?

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