I know you're just doing your job

Have you ever been Burnsided? Equip yourself with one of these cards to fend of the guilt-assault of the justly-motivated, annoyingly-and-guilt-basedly-methoded canvassers in the Pearl District. You know the ones.

the card reads: "I know you're just doing your job, but the methods you've been asked to use are manipulative and make me less trustful of friendliness in general and that, not indifference to your cause, is why I'm not going to talk to you."

Or the alternate version, "Back off gypsy."

Realized with the help of http://www.lastnightstony.com

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[xxtiaan]

nope, Im just not a corporate wanker, Im self employed.

[arghPeteyPirate]

you're a fucking telemarketer.

[arghPeteyPirate]

but....but... cards are funneh?

[specialdave]

what a waste. just walk by. it happens in every major city. you don't need a card.

[xxtiaan]

how bout a simple "no thankyou"

costs nothing and its easier to recycle and doesnt make you look like a complete f%@! wit,

its easy to judge people from your nice job in your nice office

[leftoverfiller]

i'm really excited about these cards and i'm really excited about them