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Uploaded by on Mar 9, 2009

Lynden's normal routine when he shops for Stew...

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Sittin on tha couch with my string cheese,
My pockets loaded, full of .1 Gs,
Walk smooth to the fridge to wash down my chee-z-ee,
Need a nice beverage, how bout monaveezee!
had a Revelation, made me stop and freeze,
Gonna head to Vons with this .1 Gs!

IM TALKIN VONS VONS MUTHA F***a

I got the list, moms makin dinner! Everyone knows what shes makin is a winner, STEW! STEW! Give it up for STEW!

But first I gotta catch my aislez, its all about that nesquick makes crazy delicious smilez!
I got the plastic thats my style, hope Ma doesnt use online banking cuz my shopping spree went wild!
whenever theres stew I always invite the crew! Soulm8z for life slurpin that tasty Beef flavored stew!

Wheres the seasoning, gotta make it spice, i think its aisle 5 right by the white rice.
Meat and potatoes comin right up from the deli! Why stand and wait I gotta pick up some jelly. Stop the cart now, i need some color, Mustache Dye makes the WOMAN say Hollor!
Now lets move on to the Dairy Section, Crazy variety of cheeses gives me an erection!
You know I love sliced, its gotta be cheddar, mexican is good but PEPPAJACKZ BETTA!

The freezer sections cold! Wheres my sweater, It sure would make this experience better
I see what I want its a frozen Delight, Kellogs Eggo Waffles, Yeah THATS RIGHT!
One box left, we better hurry, soccer moms attackin like Blagojevichs JURY.
I grab the box this soccer moms preggo, at look her in the eyes and yell LEGO MY EGO!

Im on the run! Dinners at seven, wait, hold up! Thats that Clam KEVIN!
Beat comes back!
6:39 Im gonna be late! I put the cart in turbo and my powerslide is great!

15 or less? No freaking way! I dont see a line Cashier Number Tre!
Lets make it snappy I got the credit, when do I slide, Atm or DEBIT!
Paper or plastic? A bag is just a bag, but if I have to pick, my decision would be quick.
plastic is fantastic. X 4

Thanks a lot Stevey, your help was superb, time to get home and mack on some STEW.



Beat: Deep Cover Instrumental; By: Dr. Dre



THANKS! AND SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!

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Uploader Comments (THESoulM8z)

  • this songs stupid

    and that guy looks queer with that mustache

    id knock him and all his friend so hard their mum's will cry

  • cram it up your cramhole Lefleur

  • your an idiot and cant grow a mustache. they would hit you with ryhmes so hard it would make your family cry. grrrow up fool

  • stop intimidating me i can't take it. Show mercy on me please. I don't want to meet THEM

  • what the hell is anyone talking about?

  • cheezeburgers

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  • AMAZINGGGG

  • PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC !!!

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  • uuhanyone wanna cam and swap pics then let meh know

  • omg jacob your so hard

  • Hey man thanks! Spread the word

  • omg shit is waaaay real!

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