An Emo Folk Song

Lyrics:

I am an emo,
But not a very good one
I try my hardest,
Who the hell in Marilyn Manson?
(isn't his name brian?)
(who cares?)
(he sucked his own cock)
(i love that guy)

I don't like screamo
I find that it hurts my throat
*coughs*
(dude it hurts my throat)
(wheres the strepsils?)

I have my black hair
Walking round in tight jeans
Wearing eyeliner
Life can be so mean
(dude what are you talking about?)
(birds are singing... birds.. whatever)
(dude chill out, were emo's)

Born of the devil, I am the son of satin
Boys or girls, I can't choose, yeah my love is tainted
(dude what does that even mean?)
(didn't marilyn sing it?)
(who's marilyn? ohhh brian)
(ahhhh)

Bet you've never heard an emo folksong
Singing not screaming
Bet it justs sounds wrong
Why do you sing with such anguish and dispair?
Why do you always choose a dark colour for your hair?

Make up, tight jeans, my god it's a wonder
They would just prefer to be lying 6 feet under




Music from:
'The J.D's'

Chin up kids

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• emo
• folk
• song
• an
• j.d
• j.d's
• ladz
• night
• out
• trance
• rap
• pop
• indie
• humour
• death
• marilyn
• manson
• green
• day
• tour
• live
• interview
• cough
• strepsils
• lno
• britains
• got
• talent
• bgt
• 2009
• final
• susan
• boyle
• obama
• for
• your
• mamma
• shaun
• smith
• grand
• hollie
• steel
• ant
• and
• dec
• boach
• liverpool
• crime
• knife
• beezer
• alcohol
• mad
• antics
• kill
• yourself
• eyeliner
• hair
• style

[BosanskiSnajper]

emos r sooooooo gay

[TheXxmcrloverxX]

lol funny as shit nice pics

[NovemberMayhem]

lol love your accent =]

[MissKinkyAngel]

lol shame, Marilyn Manson didnt take his bottom ribs out, otherwise it would be funny lol..... good song though xx

[xBleedingXXXHeartx]

lol. this is hilarious because of how wrong this song is...and marilyn manson is kool. and yes he did. he sang tainted love remix.

[KooLBrez3]

LoL cool

[XxXfreakxfaceXxX]

okay.............. erm duh emos dont listen to marilyn manson lmao and they dont think they are the spawn of satan but sure

[Chaenath]

haha guys, you rock :3

[TheDisneyQueen]

Pretty funny! Good for you.

[SailChick420]

there arent any american accents on here. dermot, you fail at mocking america.

i'm american, i know what we sound like, at least here in TN, and your verson was no bueno. sorry kid. :P lol.

funny song though. i approve.