Where's my bailout?

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The Brown Bailout is giving away $1,000 bailouts to 5 winners in our new Wheres My Bailout? Video Contest. We invite you to grab a video camera, shoot your own video, and in 30 to 60 seconds, tell us why you deserve a bailout.

SDaisy079.. You Fail

American's already got a bailout, it was called the stimulus package.

Why not the auto manufacturers were protected from their own stupidity.

The bank executives got a million dollar bonus for their own stupidity.
New York is buying tickets to get rid of homeless, because they say there is an average $36,000 a year spent on a family in shelters.

If the gave those families 20,000 a years they could buy a house.
Maybe just spend 30,000 to buy them a house then never have to worry about them again.
Couldn't less money be spent lots better.

I blew all my money on drugs, booze, hookers, guns and fireworks, where's my bailout?

Of course Car companies need to be bailed out because They don't know how to build a flat wall mount one meter square Electric fly zapper that will also get rid of fiddle back spiders & there Is just No need for effective pest control, Instead buy You a new Car every year with an updated Bose stereo with the new 125 watt speakers Instead of them old 120 watt speakers & they also come with a new computerized cup holder that tells You when & If the drink has spilled out.

Why do People pay a $800.00 a month plumbing bill when If a larger diameter drain line was used In the first place the drain line would Not have got stopped up? what Is the difference between a $60.00 30 amperage circuit breaker & a $10.00 30 amperage circuit breaker does the $60.00 circuit breaker use less energy or does Improve golf score.

Is It possible to get a 20 foot PVC pipe out the door of Lowes without knocking over a $500.00 lamp? will a $450.00 Water faucet lower the Water bill compared to a $30.00 Water faucet?

gosh I Am glade I Am Not a Plumber Not only Is It hard dirty work Its confusing work do You think a $500.00 table lamp or gold plated screen wire will solve the plumbing problem.