Raw Audio: 911 Caller Asks for Towels, Hug

A homeless man who called 911 from the hot tub of a suburban Portland home and initially said he was a sheriff before going on to ask for towels, hot chocolate and a hug has been arrested for trespassing. (Sept. 2)

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[synn1980]

That guys was homeless and obviously trying to get arrested to have shelter for the night. America you have become a pathetic piece of work...

[luckstergal]

You know what? That was actually kinda a cute 911 call. I feel so sorry for this guy.

[Moonmanwalker]

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[DrunkRabbits]

if a homeless guy wants to get arrested he shud just rob a bank, he either takes the money that he robs and buys himself a house or he goes to jail. win-win situation!

[IIVikingII]

Poor guy. I'd give him a hug and a hot meal.

[whatsanme]

@WorldIsGoing2HELL lmao..thx 

[MrDoublehappy]

@luckstergal no no not at all .... this is just my ordinary twice as cheerful overly vindictive, morally reprehensible, happy kinda guy .... I am quite UGLY when I am angry ....

[52questionmarks]

This sounds like a prank phone call, especially the last part.

[luckstergal]

@MrDoublehappy Wow, someone's pissed off today.

[MrDoublehappy]

They give you towels in jail you dumb cocaine laden fucker and the chocolate you can get when you bend over ....

[JamesRideout123]

@luckstergal It was funny call.

[grizzzlyjoe]

@12GaugeLosAngeles I wasn't trying to be funny ... it was a zoologically "Clinical Assessment" ... I believe you to be a male of the specie "Equus africanus asinus" ... a JACKASS... more correctly a "DONKEY", but on your case JACKASS will do just fine.