Hilarious random wrong number drunk dial voicemail

Got these voice mails at 4:30am. Dont know who this chick is or who the hell Blane is?! But its pretty funny so I wanted to share...


Voicemail 1:
This is not your number.
Blane this isn't you.
I miss you so much.
Im so sorry.
?????????
I mean it so much. Ive been thinking about you every day.
And I don't wanna be where I am right now and I'm sorry and I'm sorry about everything that happened. Please, I really hope this is—Im dialing the right number because I don't remember what your number is anymore. I am so sorry. I am. I am so sorry. I just wanna be your friend. Call me back please. This has gotta be your number. I don't understand the voicemail.
Please call me back.
Blane. Please. Bye.

Voicemail 2:
This is not used to be your number. I don't know what Makeup Design by Alexandra is but where ever Blane is please tell him to call me. I don't understand what this is. I KNOW his number. This is weird. So many times I know his number. Please tell Blane to call me....please......bye......... actually, fuck. I don't wanna leave this message.

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Comedy

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• drunk
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• florida
• blane