The Forest - Sheriff Of Nottingham

Recorded 2010.
on this track:

David Jackson: Backing vocals, Percussion.
Greg Noble: Backing vocals, Bass Guitar
James Shephard: Backing Vocals, Guitar, Recording/Mixing, Co writer of music.
Jonah Leo Stevenson: Vocals, Lead guitar, Co writer of music, Writer of lyrics.

I'm the Sheriff of Nottingham
We call it Shottingham
Because of all the arrows that my guards have got in 'em

Shot by Robin Hood
Yeah
He lives in the wood
Yeah
I would gladly cut him into quarters if I could
Yeah

But catching Robin Hood is so hard
I usually just end up with more arrows in my guards
I'd like to see him feathered and tarred
But more often than not I come home permanently scarred

My interests
Are being loathed and feared
Being loathed and feared
And stroking my beard

My future goals
Are stealling from the good
And killing Robin Hood
Killing Robin Hood

Maid Marion's my ex
And
I still send her cheques
And
Now she's off with Robin Hood, having lots of sex
And
The peasants think he's great
And
That makes me irate
And
To make myself feel better sometimes I decapitate
Them

My pastimes
Are mocking the sincere
Mocking the sincere
And drinking evil beer

My future goals
Are stealing from the good
And killing Robin Hood
Killing Robin Hood

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• jonah
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• stevenson
• james
• shephard
• greg
• noble
• david
• jackson
• 2010
• robin
• hood
• comedy
• music
• song

[knightseb]

Great track