Megan, Go The Fuck To Sleep

Here's how it all started... I should actually take some of this advice... *yawn* I blame the two-hour power outage tonight!

@Megzilla_: Being a grown up is boring... And costly!

@antzpantz: I dun wanna grow up. I'm a Toys'R'Us kid!

M: I am trying my hardest not to... Damn responsibilities! I wanna have a nap and a story read to meee!

A: ok then, I'll tuck you in and... There once was a girl named Meg, who severed off her own leg...
... She thought it was bread, but then she ended up dead and it was too late to replace it with a peg. Sweet dreams!

M: *yawns and stretches* another one another one! *rubs eyes*

A: what? Again?! GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

M: no, read me the WHOLE story!

A: fiiiiiine... You just wait until bedtime.

M: but I want it NOWWWWWWWWWWA!

A: patience, dear Meg...

M: that is something I lack. It's already in full use haha!

A: I assure you, EVERYONE lines up to hear me read stories. Ever since pre-school. True story. (Yes, it's a true story! Ask me...)

M: that's because you are magic and everyone loves you! I hope you are up to the high standard that Noni set with that story book ;)

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