How To Be A Metalcore/Deathcore/(Fill In The Blank)core Band

All the tips you need to start your very own (Fill In The Blank)core band!


Notes:
I know this applies mainly to Metalcore,
I shall make a video soon focusing more on Deathcore.

I know the voice is stupid, that's the point. I was going for a lame, school instructional video type feel. Sorry to any British people offended for my butchering of your accent.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Metal
• Metalcore
• Deathcore
• Emo
• Sucks
• Funny
• Job
• For
• Cowboy
• Slipknot
• As
• Lay
• Dying
• Bullet
• My
• Valentine
• Riffs
• Kalmah
• Scene

[slimininin]

How to make this video:

1. Badly imitate a posh British accent

2. Make sure your windows movie maker slideshow (the best and most versatile format of cinema) is completely and utterly void of humor

3. Take no actual position on the issue whilst making what may or may not be vague insults and think of it as clever sarcasm

Note: I only watched up to 1:53 but I'm pretty much positive this theme is continued for the length of the video

[CyborgEugenics]

@slimininin DUDE... 1:54 is the exact moment all the funny shit starts happening! :O You're missing out, Broseph

[CallToRuin]

Um why are you dissing on music that is the most talent required and hardest to achieve? That stuff that beiber plays, is simple stuff. Im not saying its bad, but anyone can make a beat like that, its something your born with to get that kinda voice. Metalcore music, all instruments, take years of hard work and are the hardest to play. So dont diss on this music. Everyone has their own taste, but you shouldnt hate others opinions. Metalcore is the hardest to play, and should have more respect

[CyborgEugenics]

@CallToRuin Metalcore... the hardest to play? In what universe? Granted, it is more technical than beat-based pop (no shit)... but anyone with moderate musical talent could play your average metalcore song. True death metal requires a helluva lot more talent and musicianship... hell, even a lot of jazz and classical music makes playing metalcore look like playing a 3 chord Beiber song.

[starstuckedzzxz]

this guy doesnt like this music cause it doesnt have justin beaber in it.

[CyborgEugenics]

@starstuckedzzxz OMG!! GOOD ONE! SERIOUSLY! HIGH FIVE!!! How come all you mallcore fucks resort to the Beiber burn? Justin Beiber is the same trendy corporate bullshit that Asking Alexandria and Atreyu are... just not as loud. If Hot Topic carries merch of all your favorite bands, you're in no position to be talking shit.

[MrBekester]

@CyborgEugenics Hardest to play = Dream theatre / Meshuggah :D

[MrBekester]

Anyone else notice that he progressively enunciates the words less throughout the video? By the end it just sounds like he's mumbling.

[MusicIzTheAnswer]

metalcore would be a lot better if there werent countless metalcore groups and they used the kind of breakdowns traditionally found in hardcore punk, more variation in lyrical themes for example instead of screaming "Stay With Me" Scream something that could give the listener something to try and interpret, like I dont know, um,, "Dont Leave Me In The Bed You Made" off the top of my head, not great but hey

[youveseenthebitcher]

imaaagee anyoneeeeerghhh??

[VicodinAddicted]

@slimininin you must be 15 or something like that XD

[razorguitar777]

i love you brother haha. awesome fucking video. unless its grindcore, or old school boston hardcore, fuck that core shit. stupid fucking breakdowns and girly singers and happy barre chords and drop tunings. goddamn pussy's.

[SpiritCreep]

Get the fuck over it, listen to whatever you want, so long as you like it. What the fuck do you care than what other people say ?

[NiggeliNG]

@CallToRuin to make one thing quite clear; metal is the most demanding of all genres.

core requires no talent at all. it's nothing but noise. look, i'm a bass guitarist and i could play any instrument in a core band alone - exept for the bass. i would need someone who has never seen a bass guitar before to play the bass. that's how you found a core band.

[edokeno2]

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[DeathTwoStupidity]

@Decimate92 this is all coming from someone who cares so much about my opinion apparently.... i never said anything about wanting someone to die, i just said i dont like the music -_____-