BEING A FRESHIE'S COOL | Mawaan Rizwan

#BeingAFreshiesCool
@_MalumTV
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Video response to 'Being a Dickhead's Cool':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

Inspired by TheGrandSpectator: (check em out!)
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Music produced/ written by: Mawaan Rizwan
Free mp3 coming soon!

Featuring Noor:
http://www.youtube.com/himynameisnoor

LYRICS:
(chorus) All my life I been a Freshie
My mum and dad are Freshie too
Join my gang of Freshie
It's time you know...
Being a Freshie's cool

1...2...3...4 (in urdu)
Fresh off the boat with a student visa
Worked in a chicken shop on Green Lane
Came to the country with a silk kurta
Exchanged that in for a chav's gold chain

In my car a gold & red tissue box
Perving on young girls on the bus
They all run away
Why they run away?

Import export, socks with flip flops
Hairy arms, hairy brow
Curry house, sweet shops
Yes I am a badman, rustaman, bloodclot
Rolling in my Honda blasting Indian hip hop
YAHHHH!

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Giving wrong change in my corner shop
Charming the white girls with my swagger on lock
Side parting with a greasy top
Olive oil in my hair and popping them spots

Playing Jay Sean on my speakerphone
Keeping plastic on my remote controls
Walking round town taking tourist photos
To show my village children London life back at home

Cleaning ear wax with my set of car keys
Picking my nose while I walking down the street
Wearing fake Armani
And yes I voted BNP... no wait.

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[maooz98]

thumbs up if this is stuck in ur head

[ASH4488SSF4]

I'm born in England but I wear fake Armani, does it mean i'm a freshie? lol

[CHALLENGESBHAM]

LOOOOOL the plastic on the remote control ahahahahahaha!!!!! i fucking died, thats so true!

[sDuck921]

this is really catchy aha :P

[1Dlover345]

this stuck in my head when i heard it lol

[theomarahmed]

in real like you have a freshie look, ther hair and glasses in all ur vids

btw, the girls you perved on are very ugly and bun,

thumbs me up!!!!!!!

[Mrsuperstarz94]

this guy is kind of a retard lol

[RaShYRaShId1]

diary of a badman is funnier this guy looks like a freshie

[sheru7mera7naam007]

i'm a bloodclot... LMFAO 0:48

[DjRazz993]

you are my hero!

[misspink782]

Every word he says is true lol