Homosexuality in the Animal Kingdom

''Orangutangs...can retract their penis to create a cavity for other males to penetrate.''

Wow. That's pretty nuts.

On, no, trust me, I'm ALL man. There's NO question about it... I know you want to see my privates, but I'm married, and I don't want to go there with you....

Tnut:

I'm not interesting in seeing you as I already know you're a man...you just need to come to that realization!

Bones, I missed you SO much today. I think I'm falling for you, BIG time. What are we goin to do? I have a husband, and you had dat ho. What's we goin to do? Did you think of that hairy man-butt when you was wit that ho? What did it make you feel like? Tell me, tell me...

Tnutty:

Did you go shopping on Black Friday for that big sale on Knee Pads at Wally World? What do you say to your perverted partner after he pokes you and discovers nothing but nasty bacteria and feces is all over his penis? What a nasty Sodomite you are!

Hey, Boner man. Boy did I miss you! No, I HATE shopping, so another gay stereotype down the drain. My husband does most of the shopping for us. I don't need knee pads, cause I've built up calouses...
How did your shopping go? Get any white dildos so you can think of me, when you wit yo ho? I bet you secretly slip that white dildo on up in there while you havin relations wit dat ho.... And, all the time you's thinkin of havin my big white penis in yo big ass. I know...

Tnutty:

You really shouldn't refer to your own Mother as "Dat Ho" as it is not good for you and I am sure your Father wouldn't appreciate it. By the way, what kind of cleanser do you use to get the feces off of your Dough Boy Penis?

I think you'll have to come over and lick it off, what do you think?
Have you seen da vid "The Bible Told me so"?
Check it out on youtube. It's in nine parts. It turns out your interpretation of Sodom and Gomorrah is all WRONG. It wasn't about homosexuality. Check it out, sucka...

Tnutty:

Remember, you're the SUCKER! Won't waste my time with sexual perverts that try to undermind the Scriptures in order to justify their deviant and wicked lifestyle of being Sodomites!

Jude 1:7 makes it clear that S&G is about homosexual/unnatural sexual perversion. Read it if you can read!

You need to see "The Bible Told Me So." It will change your life... First of all, the bible was not taken literally until the 20th Century. Did you know that? Before then, the bible was treated like a "metaphorical" piece rather than "literally." This would explain why suckas like you ACTUALLY believe the earth is 6000 years old, and that Methusela lived 900 years. Before the 20the Century, they did NOT believe this. You NEED to see this video, NOW!