How Ninjas Get Laid - A Musical History

Takeshi (Seiji Kakizaki) tells Lance (Gabriel Leon) the origin of the deadliest ninja weapon of all-- mind possession*. From the film The Ninja Always Rings Once (Copyright 2007 Stoic Pictures), featuring illustrations by director Christopher Genovese and music by Vesan.

*Despite official denials by leaders of the free world, sources now confirm the existence of ninja mind-possession. The hidden blade in every warrior of the shadow's repertoire, boasting powers beyond the grasp of the erudite old world mystics, and too intangible for modern technology and science. A doomsday device in the hands of the unworthy, but when wielded by a dedicated master of the ninja arts, it's true purpose - the protection of freedom and justice - will be upheld in every corner of the globe.

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Film & Animation

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