Come On Down - Van Pimpenstein

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Come on down, you're the next contestant on the price is right
FG
I know all the games I've been watching all my life
AmG Em F
I was kinda hoping this would help me get inside
CGC
I'm wa nna be the next contestant on the Price Is Right

F
i've been doing my homework since I was 5 years old
C
me and granny keeping track of our bids, remembering our goal
Am
gonna make it out to the Price is Right and play some pricing games
G
gonna win a car, a boat, a couch and a trip to Bahrain

CHORUS:

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and i promise to the world, when i'm on contestant's row
C
that i won't outbid anybody by a dollar, cuz that's just flat out wrong
Am
i know how much a tampon costs and i know just what to do...
G
on plinko, clock game, hole in one and cliff hanger yoda lay he who!!!

CHORUS:

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i'll spin that big 'ole wheel, and you know i'm gonna get paid
C
cuz i built a replica in my basement and practice everyday
Am
If I get within two feet of one of them pretty gals
G
I'll grab her and squeeze her and love her real good, 'til security throws me out
(1/2 time)
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and then it's the show case showdown, may my judgement be fair be true CFG C
I'm gonna win all of them prizes and bring 'em all home to give you.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Plinko
• Drew Carey
• Gameshow
• Ripley
• Ohio
• Barker's Beauties
• Barker's Beauty

[nachocamacho44]

Epic awesomeness. Coolest thing i've heard all day, and that's saying something because I watched 3 hours of Married With Children early this morning.

[rustymuckybottoms]

outstanding! made my day, and sent me right back to my grannys tv room when i was just a little shit with chickenpox, thanks!