Mike and Cheese - ODST In My Pants (Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants Parody)

Thank You Bungie For Premiering It On Your Front Page!

LYRICS:
Lock eyes from across the store
The bright green case I cant ignore
Take the game, pay the clerk
Left the store with a goofy smirk
Make my way through the crowded street
Its hard for a nerd to be discrete
Open the door to my home at last
run to my room and close the door fast
My hands rip apart the plastic cover
I think i may have found my ultimate lover
I open the tray and put in the cd
the intro appears with an epic marquee
And I jizz in my pants

This has never really happened since halo 3
or every single time I get a killing spree
The menu booted up and i saw firefight
And now I jizzed in my pants

My online friends all think im a freak
I cant help this games
an orgasm for geeks
I'll put this game away
before I make another mess
and then I'll go and change

I started the campaign bravely
4 player co-op legendary
the first cut-scene started, i was in love
surprise to my eyes as i looked above
i entered my pod and started to fly
then i crash landed and i started to cry
I jumped out the pod and onto the ground
my weapon was silenced, didnt make a sound
i stuffed my face with all it could consume
i switch to my secondary its a pistol with a zoom
And I jizzed in my pants

The games too good
nothing wrong with me
best thing to happen since halo 3
and now im stuck playing in an awkward stance
Because I Jizzed in my pants

The new visor is great, I like it a lot
the nightvision is making me all bothered and hot
Dont judge me that this is over a game
Im going offline cuz I gotta shower

Later on, on a later level
As i recall it was the tayari level
walked to the crashsite and thought it was clear
all of a sudden there was an engineer
And I jizzed in my pants

Im speeding in the warthog, ghosts coming fast
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A scorpian appears towards the end of the road
And I jizzed in my pants

The next day,
I put in disc 2
And I jizzed in my pants

I got to the 4th set in firefight
And I jizzed in my pants

When I got recon for all the vidmasters
I jizzed in my pants

I just shot a grunt
And I jizzed in my pants

I jizz right in my pants
When I grab the controller
And I work the buttons
I'm a Halo high-roller
They say I'm too elite
As I ride the HEV
And I tear through New Mombasa
Like an Oh Dee Ess Tee
And I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pant s, I jizz in my pants)

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[kippy1994]

lol mike very clever. I'm still in awe how good you are with this stuff. Really can't wait for more.

[MikenCheese]

@kippy1994 Thanks man =)

[7upverybubbly1]

This shit is retated like fuck u are terrible at singing keep up the retated work dumbfuck

[MikenCheese]

@7upverybubbly1 come up with something better, and then let me know. Until then go fuck yourself =)

[7upverybubbly1]

@MikenCheese ok fatass yea tell me wat to do look at you wastin your fuckin on this shit

[MikenCheese]

@7upverybubbly1 nah your just jelly that I get paid to do this, oh and try to get 9 thousand subscribers and then come back and talk to me =)

[MikenCheese]

@wilson88ism cool your the one of the few people that thinks my videos suck.. too bad the majority of the population doesn't. Appreciate the feedback though. I do base a lot of my success on my views and subscribers because I have worked extremely hard to get where I am, and I'm pretty damn successful at it.

[YAMIL7000]

I Jizzed In My Pants While i'm playing halo 3 controller in my hand it's like having sex to me.

[kadapunny]

CHEESE-IN-MAH-PANTS!

[MrVinceDiggity]

@JustinBiebersCunt lol me too

[mokhtar6695]

Maybe a little to much love for halo? Haha

[zzashi]

Really great parody man,

Hope to hear more

[jojoey0249]

He must have jizzed in his pants over master cheif

[aw2quest]

@wilson88ism i hate to break it to u, but now that u just said that every person that is a halo fan hates u

[mrmoustachio45]

This is gay

[JustinBiebersCunt]

so i typed in "CHEESE IN MY PANTS" and this video came up

[TheKingBlues10]

This was really good ;)