I Love Grad School

I Love Grad School - Asher Roth "I Love College" Parody by UC Berkeley and San Francisco joint BioE students

Lyrics:
I'm on the Zeiss right now, man.
It ... it feels good.
If you're in grad school,
Listen up, I've got something to share.

That research last night was awfully crazy I wish I saved it.
I worked my ass off and had this one gene completely sequenced.
Every A, T, C, and G, my Homie Crick'd be proud of me.
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat, then do it again.
Man, I love grad school.

I wanna go to grad school for the rest of my life.
Rock sweats with tees and work all night.
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
I can do both if I procrastinate right.

So give me some Tech [99], lets get lit up
I'm next on the scanner, who want what?
I am champion at imaging
electron emission. spinning hydrogen.

Don't move an inch, why did you flinch?!
Messed up my file, there goes my trial,
Whole month is wasted, let's go get wasted!
Woke up today and all I can say is.

Um, that research last night was awfully crazy I wish I saved it.
I worked my ass off and had this one sim completely coded.
As I went to check G-chat, my PC froze and went to crap .
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat, then do it again.

Man, I love grad school, ay!
And I love thinkin', ay!
I love slackin', ay!!!
Man, I love grad school.

I can't tell you what I learned from school but,
I could tell you a story or two, um ...
Yeah, of course I learned some rules,
Like don't pass up on a lab pawn.

And don't leave the lab 'til the prof's gone.
And don't do fab without gloves drawn.
When it comes to Nitiric [acid] put two on.
Then tomorrow night get yer etch on.

Time for ping pong, nothing wrong with some fun,
Even if we did play a little bit too long.
Time isn't wasted when your serving aces.
Woke up today and all I could say is.

That research last night was awfully crazy I wish I saved it.
I worked my ass off and had my FACS completely gated
Beckman-Coulter is a steed, and my pipetting's got some speed.
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again.

Man I love grad school, ay!
I love thinkin', ay!
I love working, ay.
I love grad school.

Now if first years would please.
Consider this, the grad school plan.
The grad school plan!
And here's how it be.

Don't work too crazy! Or you'll get pasty!
Go out, get hazy! Doing something crazy!
All night! All night!
All night! All night!

Did something crazy! Shit! Been too lazy!
Stay in, get hazy! Working like crazy!
All night! All night!
All night! All night!

(That research last night)
Man I love grad school.
I love it!
(That research last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to lab for a little bit.

That research last night was awfully crazy I wish I saved it.
I worked my ass off and had this one mouse completely naked.
Drink my tea and sport my tweed, but my good friends is all I need.
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat, then do it again.
Man I love grad school.

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

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[seanmacalways]

Nice, cracked a thousand :)

[ayocanada]

So awesome :)

I mean, "Do I really have to graduate or can I stay here for the rest of my life" :)

[Mittens7]

@jerlehotaru Haha, who is this?!

[jerlehotaru]

needs more wiktor

[wanderingazn]

Awesome vid.